2007-01-31 05:45:06 · 16 answers · asked by Jean Claude Van Damme 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This is getting out of hand. He's in my pantry.
2007-01-31 05:47:38 · answer #1 · answered by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is everywhere and nowhere. Did you check inside your wife?
2007-01-31 14:17:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're so gay...chuck norris would take you down with 1 round-house kick..
2007-01-31 13:48:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
UpChuck had an appointment to have his beard waxed today. He's probably going to be a little sensitive, so be gentle.
2007-01-31 13:50:55 · answer #4 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giving you a roundhouse kick to the head. WATCH OUT!
2007-01-31 13:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by Alexandriagal 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he was actually here in austin last week he started a fighting league kindda like ufc, not bad
2007-01-31 13:51:07 · answer #6 · answered by emwercs42678 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hes ashamed his "roundhouse kicks" dont even get off the ground...........unlike your beautiful spin kicks which do a complete 360 in mid air..........
2007-01-31 13:51:23 · answer #7 · answered by SpinKick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just saw him wearing your wife as jockstrap.
Kick his *** out of here.
P.Dragon
Or do you want me to undo of him?
2007-01-31 14:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that you have called him out, I think we will see him soon!
2007-01-31 13:49:36 · answer #9 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stephen Seagal, we KNOW that is really you in disguise!
2007-01-31 13:49:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋