The weirdest thing was a guy told that he once killed someone, he is a little slow and sometimes still talks to me. The second happened recently when an old told my brother and me that he was a momma's boy.
2007-01-31 05:10:56 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
*drunken slurred voice*
What are you doing in my house????
(My home, 3:00 AM)
Called the poor guy a cab after I figured out where he actually lived.
2007-01-31 05:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by JC 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Mine was when a friend and I went to the gas station and a homeless guy asked us for money, possibly a ride and a cigarette and we said sure we'll be right back out with some change. So we went in bought our stuff came out and gave the guy a buck and couple cigs. He then started to tell us why he needed the ride and dollar. Apparently some people down the street were "donin kung fu ****" and he said he didn't want to fight so he employed his best defense which was to piss himself, which he showed us. Now he said the dollar was for him to "change his drawers", but now he was getting more insistent on the ride. The rest of the conversation went with him telling us give a kid a toy and then trying to guess our weight as we were leaving. We left the gas station and drove in the direction of the "kung fu" people and saw a park with about 4 or 5 people practicing tia chi.
2007-01-31 05:23:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The weirdest and scariest thing that happened to me is when my son was a baby and I walked to the store. My son and I had just got out of the store there was a man on the side of the store just standing there I walked passed him and he asked me "Hey would you like to have another baby. I never had been so scared I practically ran all the way home. I was still shaking when I got home.
2007-01-31 05:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by Susie B 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Many years ago, I was at the beach with my husband (then boyfriend). I had to go to the bathroom which was about 5 minutes from the beach. When I was coming back, a man wearing only a t-shirt (yup, his twig and berries were just hanging there for everyone to see) comes up to me and asks me if I was alone.
I bolted out of there pretty fast.
2007-01-31 05:19:29 · answer #4 · answered by Chewie 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I am a darkskinned Black woman. The guy came up to me in a club and asked me can he have some of my chocolate. I told him i was married and he said so was he and what does that matter. then I even went as far to say I live in New york and I was visiting and he said he lives in chicago. We were in San antonio tx.
2007-01-31 05:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by sofiedriskell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in Chicago, do you have any idea how many crazies I run across? Last summer, it was a typical hot muggy day. As I was crossing the street, I mumbled to myself, wow, I sure am hot. The fellow coming towards me said, you can think it, but do you have to announce it? I wasn't talking about that kind of hot!!
I can't remember any of the really crazy stuff.
2007-01-31 05:16:53 · answer #6 · answered by chante 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm a weirdo magnet, seem to attract them. The first instance was when I was about 10 yrs old, walking down the street when one of our quiet, but strange neighbors called me over. He was sat on his doorstep with a razor blade and said:"Excuse me, could you tell me where the jugular vein is?" Being a polite and naive kid, I told him "no, sorry, but I'll go and ask my dad". Told my dad and within 10 minutes, the street was full of cops. The man decided to slash away at his wrists while he was waiting for me to go back and tell him. Saw him months later, but avoided him at all costs
2007-01-31 05:22:47 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
The weirdest thing.. I was in an elevator at work. Some guy behind me goes… OMG!!! Your wearing the same perfume as my ex….it drove me crazy!!! He kept making all the grunting sounds and breathing hard. I couldn’t get out of there fast enough!!!!
2007-01-31 05:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
i was just after starting a new job at a chemists in London when a regular customer an old man walks out, stops and says Well I have 2words for you yum yum, wish that had been enough to put me off the job coz I ended up hating it there for 5months
2007-01-31 05:16:23 · answer #9 · answered by D8411 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was at the park with the dogs and this guy comes up to me (he had some sort of foreign accent) anyway...he says "I"m looking for a woman". I was trying to be polite and and I asked him what she looked like and if she was suppose to meet him there. He shook his head and said "No, I am looking for a woman". I thought we had a real communication problem...but then he took my hand and repeated it. I freaked out cause he wouldn't let go of my hand right away. It was then I realized what kind of woman he was looking for....geez, I left that park fast!
2007-01-31 05:17:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Well this wasn't really something someone said but when I was 7 I went to the store for my mother and a man was throwing change out of his car and kept throwing it closer and closer to his car and when I got really close he opened his trench coat and flashed me his nude body.
2007-02-01 01:15:29 · answer #11 · answered by V H B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋