My (now ex-) boyfriend and I were going out on the town for the night, so to 'spice' things up, I put on a nice dress (I'm usually a jeans kinda gal) and decided to 'go commando'. We were trying to cross a busy road and I managed to cross before him. When he finally crossed the road, he decided it would be a good idea if he caught me up in a rugby tackle manoeuvre when he reached my side (to be fair, he didn't realise my commando status at the time). It was a total slo-mo moment... 'Nnnoooooo' as he comes towards me, me falling over my legs akimbo for everyone to see my bits, cars start beeping their horns and folk yelling out their car windows at me... the whole thing. Mortified, I scurried into nearest pub and tried to forget, but I just can't! Still gives me nightmares!
2007-01-31 06:34:48
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answered by Just_wondering 3
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I was in a Name That Tune contest in a bar, and the song was a big band tune, so I had no clue. I leaned back on the wall behind the stage, and it turned out that it was a folding wall that wasn't latched. When I leaned on it, it started to fold and I fell backwards off the stage.
All of this happened during my company's Christmas party, and our table of about 20 people constituted most of the business in the bar at the time, so all eyes were on me.
I did win the contest, eventually, so that helped, but my work buddy kept exaggerating the night's events and how much I'd had to drink the next day to people who hadn't attended the party.
2007-01-31 05:07:41
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answered by Karen M 3
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I will have to say that the most embarrasing to date was when i had to go for an internal(womans thing) and my daughter who was three at the time was with me. After the internal and i was sat in the waiting room of the nice quiet doctors, she decided to lay down on the floor and open her legs with her knees drawn up, i asked her what she was doing and her reply was, "Well that woman just made you do that" The room went quiet and i could not wait to get out of there.... She is now 12 and i still havent forgotten it.
2007-01-31 05:08:49
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answered by GRANDMA 3
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Mine was when I was on my second date with my boyfriend. I was so nervous I had to keep going to the loo in the pub to be sick. When he kissed me afterwards I felt terrible, knowing what I'd just done. Then, when I got out of the car I passed wind about 5 times like a drum roll. Well I said goodnight and shot indoors cringing. Although he is actually my husband now, so he saw the worst of me first.
2007-01-31 11:30:26
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answered by Anonymous
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hmm my maximum imbarrasing 2nd lol I actual have a lot of those!! ok I actual have an older brother and he's astounding at soccer, and he has this coach, fairly stable friends with my mothers and dads, and my mom used to artwork with him. besides he became into my instructor final 365 days for technology, and he continually picked on me in college on account that i'm austins sister. So my mom and that i've got been out procuring, and that i went to victorias secrets and techniques to get some bra's lol and that i went to bypass coach my mom those i offered, and that i didnt see the coach status there, and he laughed and became into like very superb!! my instructor and right here day in college he became into like ohh how became into procuring lol!! i became into sooo imbarrsed!!
2016-12-13 05:24:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Not looking at where I was going when I was in a Tesco Metro (it was very busy!) and walking slap bang into the big glass windows beside the doors!! Doh!
2007-01-31 05:54:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Oh god, where to start! I often get the feeling of 'red cheeks, wanna crawl under a rock and die'. I think one of the worst was when I was in college and I had hidden a pack of condoms in my coat in a little hidden pocket..(one of about 20 pockets) and my mother decided to wash my coat that weekend and found them. She went mad saying I was too young to be having sex, even though I had not even used them! I dono.. you get told off for not having protection, and for having protection. lol You just cant win!
2007-01-31 05:07:51
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answered by cats_fender 2
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i have had a few, but a good one was when i went swimming with my daughter.we got changed[[[rushing]]]]]] and always wrap our towels round us,well got to the side of the pool took my towel off and my daughter burst out laughing ,as i had left my knickers on top of my costume.they were big waistiesLIKE BRIDGIT JONES LOL,i nearly died,whipped my towel back round and ran out to put them in the locker[hoping no one had seen them lol
2007-01-31 05:18:32
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answered by Anonymous
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i used to be a waitress in a busy restaurant and we had to always look immaculate, shirts in, hair back, no jewellery etc. one night i was having trouble (my trousers kept creeping down, a bad fit) and i was so busy, i couldnt keep up. i kept pulling my pants up and everyone seemed to smiling and tipping me, i thought i was on a roll! i later got shouted over by my supervisor who informed me that i had my shirt tucked into my knickers and with my pants falling down everyone could see my underwear! needless to say, i couldnt wait for my shift to finish that night!
2007-01-31 08:46:13
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answered by Anonymous
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getting chucked ot the car in my undies cos i wouldn't stop being sick. I was left at the roadside for 10 minutes before they returned.
2007-01-31 05:07:57
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answered by Anonymous
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