End of the month and billing is due tomorrow. Stressful for us here at work, we need a good laugh.
2007-01-31 04:20:27 · 4 answers · asked by gone from here too 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-01-31 10:20:47 · update #1
Here's some "redneck" humor to give you a smile...
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age of Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do Rednecks call reruns of "Hee Haw" ?
Documentaries.
Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The Mayor's mansion in Enterprise, Alabama burned down!
Yep. . . Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books - POOF - up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them!
A new law was recently passed in Oklahoma .
When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL cousins.
2007-01-31 04:54:36 · answer #1 · answered by Snoodsmom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Di you hear about the guy who had the wrong leg amputated? They went back and amputated the right one, but when he sued about the mistake, the judge threw the case out, he said the guy didn't have a leg to stand on..
2007-01-31 12:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by dj 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i domt have 1
pick me 4 best answer 4 the 10
10 deal
ill pick u 4 best answer on mine
2007-01-31 17:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by hollabacgurl136 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
did you here about the guy who threw the clock out of the window he said my how time flies
2007-02-01 08:43:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋