2007-01-31 04:16:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Other - Home & Garden
pull the udder one
2007-01-31 05:48:14 · answer #1 · answered by boy boy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have ventured outside during winter while wearing shorts you will surely have noticed that your calves get cold. It is the same with cows, although they usually do not wear shorts, except in cartoons.
Cartoons, or, more specifically, cartons is where you get the most from your cows and you will have to consider them as pre-formed seedlings that you must deal with very carefully.
Winter frost is always a serious consideration, so you must build a suitable environemt to aid in the growth, and to ensure a better harvest when the maturity date arrives.
Like you, cows like to have their own "digs", and that is where you begin, as I am sure you already know. In order to deal with the known menace of frost, you must prepare the "digs" at a lower level, which you can often find at a distance of four to five feet below the surface of your garden.
Carefully assemble your seed pods in this deeper area to avoid the wintry hostilities and build a good insulating cover to maintain warmth. Mulch could be used, but if you have a florist nearby you could invest in bluebells and sink them a few inches below the top level. Come spring these have been said to take an essence from the cow nest beneath them and spring forth as blue cow bells, thus you can see and hear the rsults of your efforts as warm weather comes around.
Your actual area may require something a bit different, but if you try all these,you might increase the possibility of a good crop, free from the ravages of frost.
Good luck, and may the milk of kindness stay with you.
2007-01-31 05:11:37 · answer #2 · answered by Ef Ervescence 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not grow something simple like daisies. I don't think you are skilled or have enough money to purchase cows or even try growing them. Get a job.
2007-01-31 04:29:53 · answer #3 · answered by Egyptian Hero 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Growing cows? I always thought they just reproduced like the rest of us. What do the seeds look like? You could just get milk and hamburger and steaks or whatever from teh grocery store you know.
2007-01-31 04:31:31 · answer #4 · answered by NIKKO23_99 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
mooooo-ve over cow farmer, the government is cloning now, and thats no bull. pardon the pun
2007-01-31 04:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by joe citizen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try growing them in your loft . Using hydroponics and heat lamps.Hope this helps
2007-01-31 04:26:49 · answer #6 · answered by derek 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cover which mulch or plastic & they should be protected. Don't forget air holes or water/food
2007-01-31 04:24:37 · answer #7 · answered by Raych C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
trying using blue powder
2007-01-31 05:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by alec c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a load of bull!! :)
2007-01-31 04:24:11 · answer #9 · answered by Antman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU HAVE TO KEEP THEM WARM WITH YOUR TEMPERATURE STICK.
2007-01-31 04:52:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋