How will you be greeted?
For my hecklers just sustitute Hell for Heaven.
2007-01-31 03:35:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I am barred from that place
2007-01-31 03:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Well, considering this is a serious question I would be concerned for such a fantasy being in someones mind. It is irresponsible and unhealthy to hold such delusions. You really think there is a Heaven? And if there were it would require a gate? And a greeting? Death is a scary thing; but the more quickly we come to the conclusion that death is scary and final death and destruction will cease. People walk around without blatant regard of how precious life is and how final it is when it is over. Reinforcing the idea of afterlife cause havoc in real, biological life. It makes people think they can blow up things and become martyrs. Think about that before you propagate such crap.
2007-01-31 03:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
WHEN AND IF YOU GET TO HEAVEN AND WALK THROUGH
THAT GATE, THAT YOU THINK THAT YOU KNOW SO MUCH A
BOUT. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY POWERS OR M
EMORY TO LET ANYBODY BACK HERE KNOW OF WHATS G
OINGON WITH YOU UP THERE? I DO KNOW AND BELIEVE T
HAT YOU WILL BE HAPPIER THAN YOUR WILDEST DREAM C
OULD EVER BE. AND THAT YOU WOULDNT HAVE ANY GOO
D REASON FOR COMMING BACK HERE FOR ANYTHING. AN
D EVEN IF YOU DONT GO TO HEAVEN RIGHT AWAY, YOU WI
LL STILL HAVE THE CHANCE TO GO TO A PLACE CALLED P
ARADISE. WHICH IS A PLACE TO REST.
2007-01-31 04:04:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I enter the gate in Heaven, they will greet me like this:
"Welcome! We are expecting you! What took you so long?"
hahahah lmao ;-)
2007-01-31 03:41:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They will check me over close. It's 50 50.
2007-01-31 03:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by gman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to Heaven. You could get there too if you repent for your sadomasochistic actions against women and children.
2007-01-31 03:57:20 · answer #6 · answered by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
With a swift kick to the nuts I'd say
2007-01-31 03:40:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
By the words "Well Done My Good and Faithful Servant"
2007-01-31 03:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
with a hug and a kiss on the forehead
2007-01-31 03:50:22 · answer #9 · answered by ameeaiken31304 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Well done good and faithful servant. Enter into the everlasting paradise!" Jesus will be the first person I see.
2007-01-31 03:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by one in ninety-nine 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I believed in Hell...Satan would probably take me as his wife..
2007-01-31 08:51:55 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋