A comedian on Comedy Central, cannot find his name?

Question

He said, "I don't do 'ups'. Sit ups, pull ups, push ups. And you know why? Ups defy gravity, gravity is a law, and I obey the the law. I do 'downs'. Sit down, lay down, get me a cheeseburger and I'll wolf it down. Maybe put on a little music and I'll boogie down." He was so funny, and I wanted to buy his DVD, Unfortunately, I did not write his name down, and I can't find him on Comedy Central's website. He was on Comedy Central Presents. Someone please help me. He was a really big guy.

Answer 1

I believe that was John Pinette.

Answer 2

Me either