Such as: I don't care if it is 2:30 in the morning. You look like hell.
2007-01-31 02:37:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
" I'm so glad you pulled me over Officer. Would you like to chat?"
" Last call? Well, I must be off. I can't wait to get home to the little woman"
"No thank you. I'm driving"
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" Sorry my dear woman. I can see that you are not only intoxicated, horny, and extremely good looking, but I have a 7:00 AM wake up call tomorrow".
"No problem. I know I was booked First Class, but that center seat in coach will be just fine".
2007-01-31 11:26:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mouth is 10 times as reckless when I'm drunk as it is when i'm sober... so I think that is a NO for me...
2007-01-31 10:43:37 · answer #2 · answered by WhoDidThat??? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This wouls never come out of my mouth if I were drunk:
"I love my job, it inspires and drives me creativly and professionally."
quite the opposite in fact!
2007-01-31 10:44:52 · answer #3 · answered by Next evolutionary step... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I guess.
2007-01-31 10:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't need alcohol for my mouth to get me into trouble!
2007-01-31 10:42:11 · answer #5 · answered by Ŗεŋεε 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shouldn't that be the other way around?
2007-01-31 10:42:06 · answer #6 · answered by D8411 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh heck yeah!
I mean......Did I call you?.....Um.....Wrong number!!!
Prank call....Prank call!!!!!
2007-01-31 10:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋