Make up a rhyme from this "There was a young Lady from XXX Who....?

Question

This was stupidly Violated before but I shall continue putting it in until its left alone....
It's amusing for Gawds sake!

There was a young Lady from Dorking
Who waggled her bum when a walking
She was such a sight
That try as he might
A guy just couldn't stop gawpin'

Answer 1

There was a young lady from Malta
Who had a young friend, name of Walter.
He was just a friend
But still in the end
She ran off with Walter to Malta.
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There was a young maid from Nantucket
Who carried the milk in a bucket.
She tripped on a pot
And spilt the whole lot
And when she got up she said "Oh bother!"
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Answer 2

There was a young lady from Twickenham
Whose Shoes were too big to walk quick in em
I can't think of the rest

but the last line is
She took off her shoes
and was sick in em!!!!

Answer 3

There was a young lady from XXX
Who had an alsatian called Rex
It liked playing ball
But she didn't at all
So she gave it to Posh and to Becks

Answer 4

There was a young lady from Bude,
Who stood at a bus stop, quite nude.
The man in the front
said "Hmm, I smell ****"
Just like that, right out loud, f****** rude!

Answer 5

There was a young lady from Leeds, who swallowed a packet of seeds. Blades of grass shot out of her a**se and her f**n*y was covered in weeds.

Answer 6

There was a young lady from xxx
Who asked everybody for s.. s.. s..
She threw herself down
In the middle of Town
And was mounted by Doberman Rex Rex Rex

Answer 7

Hod, who wanted a baby from god.It wasn't the almighty that crawled up her nightie, but the vicar the dirty old sod! : )

Answer 8

Who told her boyfriend she didn't like sex. But, when they tried,she actually cried. And when he asked what was wrong. She said she was thinking of a song. Oh, he said it isn't me? No she said but, I have to pee.

Answer 9

had a peculiar feeling, she sat on her back and opened her !"£$% and pissed all over the ceiling