What a friend I have in Algebrand These rainy days in Swindon wouldn't be the same without him. The other day, Algebrand told me that if ants were the size of humans they could carry a 40-story skyscraper in their mandibles
Well, as you can imagine, Algebrand and I were as happy as a pair of boy scouts on a 60's Hiberian, orienteering expedition. How amusing it was to imagine our 40-story block of flats being plonked right in the middle of the Lake District, by a man-sized ant.
What a fantastic view! What a spectacle!
If this had been the end of the story I would have said no more but, just as we were finishing our Chamomile tea, we spotted a colony of man-sized, army ants swarming across the Swindon downs, and heading straight for us! Before we knew it, the entire town had been transported away and dumped into the North sea. Would you credit it! Who would have thought that ants were not only incredibly strong, but also had such exceedingly good taste.
2007-01-30 23:31:39 · 13 answers · asked by Sid S 2 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
With regard to the people who said: what is the most amazing thing that has happened to you town? (isn't a question!).
Of course it is a question! The rest is just a little anecdotal foreplay. My advice: loosen the sphincter ratchet. (tehee!)
2007-01-31 01:23:25 · update #1
There was once this crazy retarded dude who went out in the middle of I85 and started directing traffic until he was hit by several cars and a couple of semi tractor trailers. Some of the people took off after hitting him because they knew other people had already stopped. The reason this was amazing is the dude lived and later became a school crossing guard.
2007-01-30 23:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Manilla has been selected to hold the 2007 World Paragliding Championships @ Mt Borah.
We have the best air to hanglide and paraglide in the world. The thermals are nearly all year round.
The towns populatation is expected to double to about 9000 people, we will have the visiters all over town.
2007-01-30 23:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pat Bennetar came from the town I live in right now.
Rosie O'Donnell came from the town I grew up in.
I like the town I live in now, better.
2007-01-30 23:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by FaerieWhings 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing that happened to my town - I move here :P
2007-01-30 23:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by keeley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atom Ant more like!!
2007-01-30 23:40:59 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know if it counts but my home town MP is jack straw and he upset a lot of muslims with his crack about not wearing veils in his surgeries. not only was it in the local newspaper it went nationwide.
2007-01-30 23:40:00 · answer #6 · answered by Nicky 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Postman pat is filmed here
2007-01-31 00:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time for your medication
2007-01-30 23:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by Sir Sidney Snot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nothing good ever happens to my town
2007-01-31 05:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This isn't a question and isn't appropriate for Yahoo! Answers. If you want to write about your life, get a blog.
2007-01-30 23:34:29 · answer #10 · answered by skatoolaki 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋