it would work in a Monty Python skit.
2007-01-30 21:46:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Yea Fraginal, tell him all abut how those mean war mongering Americans are mistreating the poor suicide bombers who just want to blow up buildings full of people and go get their virgins. I mean it is their life's goal were trying to stop isn't it? Why should we get involved when you can watch the Sunnis and Shiites kill each other, while Hamas and FATAH, take potshots at themselves, in the meantime throw a few innocent rockets into Israel for fun and fireworks. Geez how about we just nuke the whole middle east and let you all get your virgins right away? BTW do the women get 40 male virgins or is your heavenly sex only for the men?
2007-01-30 21:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by mark g 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Monty Python have already done a skit where the US overhypes how dangerous a man is then bombs the entire world to pieces in order to kill that man. It's called Mr. Neutron, and its in Season 4.
Classic lines include:
Commander: Have we bombed anywhere? Have we shown 'era we got teeth?
Carpenter: Oh yes, sir. We've bombed a lot of places fiat, sir.
Commander: Good. Good. We don't want anyone to think we're chicken.
Carpenter: Oh no! They don't think that, sir. Everyone's really scared of us, sir.
Commander: Of us?
Carpenter: Yes, sir.
Commander: (pleased) Of our power?
Carpenter: Oh yes, sir! They're really scared when they see those big planes come over.
Commander: Wow! I bet they are. I bet they are. I bet they're really scared.
Carpenter: Oh they are, sir.
Commander: Do we have any figures on how scared they are?
Carpenter: No ... no figures, sir. But they sure were scared.
and
Voice Over: And so the Great Powers and the people of Shanklin, Isle of Wight, drew their net in ever-tightening circles around the most dangerous threat to peace the world has ever faced. They bombed Cairo, Bangkok, Cape Town, Buenos Aires, Harrow, Hammersmith, Stephey, Wandsworth and Enfield... But always it was the wrong place.
(Cut to an area of smoking rubble. A van with the words 'US Air Force' on the side trundles through the rubble. It has a loudspeaker on the top of it.)
Loudspeaker: Sorry Enfield!... We apologize for any inconvenience caused by our bombing... sorry...
It's eerily appropriate to the current world situation.
2007-01-31 12:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by Cardinal Fang 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Americans and British make situations that violence are sowed by terrorists in a country to justify its intervention.
2007-01-31 05:51:43 · answer #3 · answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
THey true say in then it will...........heheheh
2007-01-31 05:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by yawhosucs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dunno:(
2007-01-31 05:55:08 · answer #5 · answered by Sian Wen Ccd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋