What would you do if an invisible person kept pushing you into other people?

Question

No one else can see them, people would think unkindly of us. When enough people lodge reports against us, the authorities after observing us would think we were the ones when there does not seem to be anyone else around even touching us.

Answer 1

I would pour paint on them and then I would kick their A**!

Answer 2

The biggest problem here is those pesky poltergheists.
As the name suggests, they are originally from Germany. What I have had to do in the past, is communicate with them in their native language. If you don't speak German however, this can pose a bit of a problem
The easiest way to get rid of them is to firmly command them "verpß Dich!" or tell them, "still oder Du bist tot!".
Sometimes this will work, although the longer they are away from Germany and lose their natural German obedience to authority, the harder it can be.
Sometimes you might even have to fight their influence with the assistance of major psychoactive drugs like lithium.. but this is in extreme cases.

Answer 3

I usually push them back but unfortunately that can often lead to an invisible brawl. I was even at one point smashed on the head with an invisble bottle! So beware the invisible people.

Answer 4

Wear a really, really dirty coat- preferably covered with something sticky like axle grease.
Two benefits:
1) all the (visible) people will walk as far away from you as possible
2) if the invisible person pushes you he will get his hands dirty and therefore can be seen (or at least his dirty hands can be seen)

Answer 5

I would ask Claude Rains to stop pushing me.

Unless you know the story of the Invisible Man this is way over your head.

Answer 6

The existence of invisible people cannot be justified. Thus, the responsible person is the one who caused the damage under the law.

Answer 7

I would not go out to where other non-invisible people are therefore I couldn't get in trouble. Until the invisible people completely vinish then you need to lock yourself in a room and stay there.

Answer 8

i think you would have an invisible person problem Ive had that so i swung my arms around until i hit him. give it a go if he is bothering you. he never done it again i can tell ya.
just coz ya invisible don't mean u can get away with things

Answer 9

Swing wildly with a chainsaw wherever I go so he couldn't get close enough to push me. Others would stay clear too so there would be nothing to be pushed into

Answer 10

these invisible pushers only do that after you have several drinks, or use other intoxicating substance, try limiting the liquid contents you intake to water, orange Juice and milk.

Answer 11

Drop the Blood of Jesus on it.
That it goes away, and not bother you anymore.

There's power in the Blood of Jesus.
We can cast things out away from us.

Just say it, and believe.