Mine is from Monty Python's "Search For The Holy Grail" when Sir Vedibier says, "perhaps if we built a large wooden badger."
My best friend and I always use that line when we're in a lost-cause situation.
There's always, "blessed are the cheesemakers..." from Life of Brian
2007-01-30 19:01:16 · 17 answers · asked by Banana 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
I Just thought of another one....from Holy Grail "This is suppposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and fight about who killed who."
AND....from Life of Brian "What, me, give up crucifixions in the afternoons?? I wouldn't have nothing to do."
2007-02-01 08:38:33 · update #1
Gotta be in The Grail. The pinnalce of Python (or cellar - lots of people hate Monty Python.)
First one that comes to mind is
(Sir Bedevere) "What also floats in water?"
(Various peasants) "Bread....apples....very small rocks"
Or maybe it's
(Peasant - John Cleese) "Well, she turned me into a newt"
(Sir Bedevere) "A newt?"
(Cleese) ....long pause....."I got better"
Or how about
(King Arthur) "I am your king"
(Peasant 'woman') "Well I didn't vote for you"
(Arthur) "You dont vote for kings"
(Woman) "Well how did you become king then?"
(Arthur) "The lady of the lake, her arms clad in the finest shimmering thaymite (?) held aloft Exaclibur from the bosom of the water...."blah blah blah
(Peasant man) "Look. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives itself from a mandate from the masses. Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
The Frenchmen in the castle are good too....
"Allo...ooo eeees it?"
"We've already got one" ("It's very nice")
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
The Swamp Castle bit was brilliant too.
(Father) "You stay here and make sure he doesn't leave......where are you going?"
(Guard - Eric Idle) "We're coming with you"
I've gotta stop this answer now because I'm starting to come up with a lot more and I don't have enough time in my remaining days to type all my favourite Python quotes.
2007-01-31 16:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Look on the Bright Side of Life
and from the Tv Series
I want to buy some Cheese
This Parrot has ceased to be
2007-01-30 20:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by uksawatdii 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm! Too many to list but I'll go with "Welease Bwian" from the life of!
Ooh ooh! can I add from The Holy Grail "Come back and I'll bite your kneecaps"
2007-01-30 19:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"We could build a bridge out of her!"
Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.
2007-01-31 06:33:29 · answer #4 · answered by Brian D 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
"What have the Romans ever done for us?" comes to mind instantly!
"There's so much noise I can't hear! Did he say blessed are the Greek?....."
2007-01-30 19:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by Bart S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?
Man:
Well, I mean like,... you've SLEPT, with a lady...
Squire:
Yes...
Man:
What's it like?
2007-01-31 12:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by Rklss 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is not the Messiah he is a naughty boy and Always look on the bright side of life.
2007-01-30 19:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by molly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do you fwind swumpting amuswing abwout the name.....mmmm Biggus.....Dickus?........." --Life of Brian.
"How do you mean, an African or European swallow? Well I don't know that YEEEAAAAAAA! --...Holy Grail
"Fine! I AM the messiah! Now F*CK OFF!" --Life of Brian.
2007-01-30 20:02:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Albatros! Albatros for sale.
2007-01-30 19:13:15 · answer #9 · answered by beaton_tlc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Be a dear and pick that up." Or "It's just a teeny wafer!"
2007-01-30 19:09:46 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 911 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋