I need to take a few humans back to my home planet for study but I only have so much space, just enough for 11 homosapens should i take more males or more females, why?
2007-01-30 16:30:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Well since earth is such a beautiful planet and filled with so many amazing misguided individuals, certainly i won't let you take me..cause the earth needs me, if i was to go, they would primitive. lmao sorry peeps. But you can take 3 males, so they can have company, and the rest as females, since us males need to stay and retain order. or you can take 4 pregnant females, and 7 males..so you win, big time.
2007-01-31 08:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Females can reproduce? What?
All this time I thought you needed a male and a female to reproduce.
One male 10 female.
Okay, maybe 2 male incase one gets tired.
2007-01-30 16:39:46 · answer #2 · answered by Sowhat 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, if you take the females, be prepared to carry a lot of luggage. And if you take males, bring lots of Glade air freshener. I wouldn't suggest taking a mixed lot, because you'll never get anybody to study.
2007-01-30 16:49:11 · answer #3 · answered by Konswayla 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll go with you on the mothership!
you need women of course- you said you want intelligent human beings right? I wouldn't take a creature that didn't know how to put the toilet seat down and one that lit his farts on fire.
By the way- how much time do you have on your hands? shouldn't you be getting the little pink battery bunny to help beam you up scotty?
2007-01-30 16:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by silvaspurranch 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Male or female doesn't really matter. Take the stupid ones. They'll be easy to find here. They can't spell, and don't seem to know much about their native language.
2007-01-30 16:40:28 · answer #5 · answered by Terisu 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Tea get jointly is amazingly far a lot less bigoted and "loopy" than maximum lead them to out to be. That being reported, the irony of you accusing whites of causing racism, anger, etc. is purely about too a lot.
2016-12-03 06:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take 3 males, 2 heterosexual Hispanics and one gay. take 8 females all heterosexual Hispanic. The reason being they would start to procreated, eventually out number you lame *** and take over your planet. VIVA LA RAZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps
The gay guy would be so you could have a 2to 1 ratio and he could help the ladies with their hair and make-up plus he wouldn't mind the anal probing.
2007-01-30 16:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by RUDOLPH M 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
OK Freak!! post this in sci fi or jokes or something...not general pets... get a life buddy....
EDIT: (to The General)I really do know how to joke around but honestly this is posted in the wrong category and soooo the wrong section... why here?? I come here to help answer questions regarding pets and when I feel like it I go to the joke page... its really just a matter of posting in the wrong section.. and guess what.... its not really a very funny joke... I have heard so many more that actually made me laugh... its just not really THAT funny...
2007-01-30 16:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by marnibrown1 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Dont take me anywhere just show some technology so i can get rich and save this planet from Middle east religious radicals and cure cancer.
2007-01-30 16:35:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take a bunch of gay men with you because you sound like that would be right up your alley
2007-01-30 16:39:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋