My head commander is demanding some samples to take back with me to my home planet; What makes you a good choice? -or- Why should I leave you in the corn field I find you in?
2007-01-30 16:18:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Other - Destinations
How much will you pay me? What about insurance? Let's clear these things up first, and I'll go with you.
2007-01-30 16:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I need a good meal and am fed up with you morons leaving me here to monitor this pitiful planet of lops.Please send for me soon I will be waiting at the top of the doubletree in modesto ca. If not tell Mom and Dad I won't send anymore rabbit raisins,or Christmas cards. Roger out
Kabeexayz
2007-01-30 19:44:25 · answer #2 · answered by sweetpea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause im smarter than most of the other idiots youll find around here. especially in the US. i love aliens and wish to leave this planet as soon as i can. im a quick learner and would make a good servant to a family.
2007-01-30 16:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Warnstedt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one makes a large scale, industrial oven quite like me. It might come in handy if you have a some impertinent minorities on your planet.
2007-01-30 16:21:43 · answer #4 · answered by Mr Jew-B-Cue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm an awful choice. I will only corrupt your planet, as I have done to this one.
2007-01-30 16:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by sabotagecowboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I´m a stud!!!!!!! I can procreate mexicans with almost any white chick, the bigger the chest area the better!!!!!!
2007-01-30 16:22:23 · answer #6 · answered by doctorhector 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you're only searching in cornfields, then you won't be finding me
2007-01-30 16:22:33 · answer #7 · answered by ~∂Їβ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(KAKAKKAKAK..... WAHAHAHHAHAH! :0 LOL!). Take me as I am a part of the mission too. I like to visit there. (KAKAKKAKAKAK..... WAHAHAHHAHHAH! :0 LOL!)
2007-01-31 03:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by Khamirul Bin Mataree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm housebroken.
2007-01-30 16:20:16 · answer #9 · answered by Omni D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm...aliens really freak me out, they're actually one of my biggest phobias.
2007-01-30 16:21:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋