2007-01-30 12:38:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Food doesn't bite back.
You can't get pregnant from food.
You can't catch infections from food
Food can be controlled
Food doesn't curse (cuss)
Food doesn't go out and leave you home alone.
2007-01-30 12:46:26 · answer #1 · answered by Holiday Magic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm with AmuseOne on this. Food won't keep you warm at night or take out the trash. Food won't hold you when you are upset and try to make things better. Food won't go to work and try to make a better life for you.
2007-01-30 20:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by Carl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think food is better than men,but sometimes they can be fun together lol :)
2007-01-30 20:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Food won't kill spiders ( Unless you throw a salami at a spider )
Food won't satisfy your sexual desires ( Um...wait...there's always cucumbers )
Food won't pay attention to your dreams, your needs, your desires.... ( Then again, neither will most men )
Yanno what? Stick with the food & go lezbo.
2007-01-30 20:44:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
food is more satisfying and comforting than men
2007-01-30 21:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by nobodyd 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because food doesn't get sick and its always there when you have the munchies while guys are almost never there when you have the kissies
2007-01-30 20:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because food makes u fat. Men cant do that :-)
2007-01-30 20:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by Dream_Catcher 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Says who!
2007-01-30 20:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, thats so true! food is better than men!!! LOL!!
2007-01-30 20:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by Me...Cat Tyson?? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
More variety, it fills you up more and its cheaper than taking care of a man
2007-01-30 20:43:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋