Baseball Fans: Would you rather try beating up Santana or Ortiz?

Question

Assuming Johan Santana has a big basket of baseballs for defense to throw at you, and Ortiz has his bat to swing at you.

I just want to wonder if you were given a million dollars (or more) to try beating up one of these stars, who would you take on? Why?

Weird question eh? yea, I know.

Answer 1

I could take a few of Santanas fastballs to the head, but Ortiz's bat to the head, i doubt I would live. So i pick Santana.

Answer 2

Santana. I think i'd have a chance to avoid some of his throws. Ortiz's bat would never let me get near him. Santana has to run out of balls eventually.

Answer 3

I'd go for Santana.

Because I feel I have a much better chance at dodging his pitches then I do dodging close up bat swung from Ortiz.

I would also like to go away with 1,000,000 with bruises than a broken neck from Ortiz.

Answer 4

Thats a hard question, pitching this year is a lot greater handy to get than in previous years, adult men like wealthy Harden Curt Schilling, cube ok etc are falling swifter decrease in drafts, so which you would be able to stack your lineup till now you go with for a starter. yet, i'm continually hesitant to bypass after a DH because of the fact they are able to easily play UTIL and that extremely limits who you may cycle in, if that's predraft evaluate going for a Carlos Beltran, Chase Utley or ARod on your p.c... in case you have already drafted, evaluate the place your strengths and weaknesses are.

Answer 5

Ortiz. I would just run away from him. But with Santana, he's chucking 95 mph fastballs at your head.

Answer 6

Ortiz. I hate the Red Sox. I would duck, trip him and he would lose his bat. I would then take his bat and hit him several times. Then, I would pick him up and drive his *** through the ground.

Answer 7

Ortiz, because due to his size he'd be easier to tire out.

Answer 8

santana

Answer 9

Neither....