Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell.
When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch?
A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You."
After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
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2007-01-30 11:28:22 · 10 answers · asked by snootymcpooty 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Throwing darts at their picture usually helps. But you might want to consider therapy instead.
2007-01-30 11:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One thing that sometimes works for me is to realize that anger is often a sign of weakness. Often in an argument the weaker person gets angry. This works for me sometimes but not always.
Sometimes I get pissed off anyway. Your porch routine is good.
Another good one is to wait down the block until they leave, then go back and burn the house down. But make sure nobody is home and don't get caught!!
2007-01-30 19:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by sal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious ~ and phycotic but I love it. I usually keep it inside and then when it builds up to much I turn into a raging biotch for a minute. Afterwards I usually end up apologizing, therefore ruining my agruement. I'm just no good at being mean!
2007-01-30 19:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by Pirate Hooker 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it's a friend that I'm angry with, I would just yell at them or talk to them in a nasty tone of voice. If I'm angry with my parents, I would just mumble under my breath and curse a lot. If I'm angry with someone I DON'T know, I would have an UGLY exchange of words with them and call them out their name. If I'm angry with anyone in general, I would play some hardcore rap music (which is my favorite, BTW), ESPECIALLY some West Coast gangsta rap, which expresses in detail what they will do to you if you cross the line with them. I basically would listen to any kind of rap with some angry content in them.
2007-01-30 19:36:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually when i got on this site today i was sooo mad at my husband i told him i didn't even want to see him tonight and he knows to stay away so i pout for about two days
2007-01-30 19:32:45 · answer #5 · answered by shabo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch cartoons and get over it.I try not to get angry with people.
2007-01-30 19:32:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stay away from them and try not to think about it and never talk about them.
2007-01-30 19:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by Gypsy Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I walk away, and try to remeber what the law says. :)
2007-01-30 19:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by gods creation 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good idea. sugar in the gas tank helps, naked pictures in your possession help too
2007-01-30 19:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by CATWOMAN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good advice...I gotta try that
2007-01-30 19:31:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋