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You don't have to catch any diseases. All you have to do is wet your pants.

2007-01-30 11:29:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lazyitis.

2007-01-30 20:51:25 · answer #2 · answered by b97st 7 · 0 0

Paget's disease of the nipple is an uncommon type of cancer that forms around the Nipple ...www.medicinenet.com/pagets_disease_of_the_nipple/article.htm

Good Luck with that..I heard its not much fun

2007-01-30 19:35:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Stomach virus. It's the best one ever.

2007-01-30 21:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0 0

You have the runs, and a very queasy stomach.

2007-01-30 19:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by queendebadow 5 · 0 0

Ebola....that way you can choose whether or not you died from it, if you didn't want to go back to work ever again..........

2007-01-30 19:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by south_san_chica 1 · 0 0

a severe dose of Pondlife,,

2007-01-30 21:12:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

photophobia, the fear of light. close your eyes, cover them with your hand and pretend you cannot tolerate light! scream, if you must.

2007-01-30 19:36:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

how about ...ummmm.... corn-chowder vinegarette or maybe a sudden case of expyallydocious or "sorry i can't stay my gingganggooly has flared up again......"

2007-01-30 20:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by Sharky Vl 5 · 0 1

ebola

2007-01-30 19:39:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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