Don't you hate it when your chauffeur arrives late with the Bentley?

Question

At the Opera? WHAT? You don't own a Bentley! Perhaps I'll move to a more upscale forum.....

Answer 1

Absolutely chap's my ***. I fired one yesterday for this very thing.
Left me standing outside in the cold and the rain for thirty minutes while he drove around in my car acting like he was all rich and everything. He's looking for a job now.

Answer 2

Yes, especially when I'm from out of town on business