Oh Gods that is funny!
Proud of their heritage?? What heritage?
Do you REALLY believe that?
If so, I have a bridge to sell you. It spans between San Francisco and Marin County, California. It is often called "Golden" but it is really red.
2007-01-31 17:18:07
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answered by j 5
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DUDE! stop spreading the secret of vampires! We try to hide among all you normal folk, but dangit... people like YOU keep trying to spread the word and git us found out! Thats it... where do you live. Im coming over to your house and TURNING you into a vampire. Where the heck are my black boots? And my cool hooded leather coat, and my Skinny Puppy cd. You are so getting Vampire'd. Vampire'd is a show we WERE working on with Ashton Kutcher. BEFORE punk'd came out. We were gonna have elaborate setups, and then we were gonna bite people on the necks, and sya YOU GOT VAMPIRE'D! it was gonna be sweet... *sigh* but then people like you came along and ruined the surprise. YOU CANT GET VAmPIRE'D IF YOU KNOW VAMPIRES EXIST!
2007-01-30 09:25:15
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, we know all about those dissaffected, counter-culture folks that like to dress up and play 'vampire', and obsess about all vampire-related movies, books and tv shows.
YOU know that true vampires, the supernatural kind, don't actually exist, right? You DO understand that, don't you? If not, there is a therapist out there who is going to pay his childs college tuition by taking you on as a client.
p.s. Hmm, 'someone' didn't like my answer. Gosh, whoever could it have been, Thanatos?
2007-01-30 09:15:31
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answered by Anonymous
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You need some serious psychiatric help, if you truly believe in vampires, modern day or otherwise. And the answer is WRONG... everyone does not know this. If you have factual proof that vampires exist, I challenge you to produce it for us all to see. If not, get that help I suggested!!
2007-01-30 09:16:44
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answered by Anonymous
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Actual vampires do not exist. According to folklore, vampires are supernatural beings. According to you, vampires are regular people that desire attention and try to emulate a vampire as much as possible. The next "real vampire" you see, shoot him/her and see if the bullet hole heals.
2007-01-30 09:17:55
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answered by The Maestro 4
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Errm...sort of. There are people who are literally "vampiric" and enjoy drinking blood, no matter what they dress like or where they come from. No magical powers or anything, just a fascination with blood.
2007-01-30 09:16:42
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answered by Heather 6
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The exist only in the world of fantasy...books, movies, poems and sonnets. They are from legends and stories and not a real part of the world of today.
2007-01-30 09:15:21
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answered by Barbiq 6
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If by "vampires" you mean "dorks pretending to have super-human powers," then yes, I know they exist.
2007-01-30 09:13:26
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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Yes I did know that. They feed off of your energy whilst bemoaning the city/school/family they are in. ARgh..... Emo goths are here to stay!!
2007-01-30 09:16:08
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answered by Sorcha 6
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I would tell you what I do know but I don't want to hurt your feelings.
2007-02-03 06:50:14
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answered by pnn177 4
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