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...can you recommend a good mouthwash?

2007-01-30 08:44:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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my family's secret mouthwash recipie was guarded for generations, but since i detected a connotation of sincerity in your words i shall share it with you. first, kidnap 3 school children and steal their hi c juice boxes. pour the juice boxes into a bowl and mix in 7 pounds of cement. let the cement set and then break it apart again. now find three twigs of any tree and perform the ancient twig dancing dance. use the twigs to fill your mouth with the fresh cement mixture. you are now ready to consume what is likelly to be the last thing you ever consume.

2007-01-31 06:19:41 · answer #1 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 1 1

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2016-05-16 07:38:14 · answer #2 · answered by Marin 3 · 0 0

Bleach, bleach, bleach. But, maybe you should just keep looking till you find the gum and then chew like mad... I mean if you like chickens that much and never learned any different...

2007-01-30 08:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by boots&hank 5 · 1 0

c'mon over to the surgical center...I'll wire brush ya, then enzyme ya, then soak, then autoclave you, and you'll be squeaky cleanand pretty as ever....

Do I need to gown, mask, glove, eye goggle up or can i trust you?

2007-01-30 11:58:20 · answer #4 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

just gargle with some chicken soup

2007-01-30 11:44:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Bleach with baking soda. That's what I use.

2007-01-30 08:51:49 · answer #6 · answered by Cindi 4 · 0 0

summers eve

2007-01-30 08:58:04 · answer #7 · answered by lurylz 2 · 0 0

LOL


I would use skunk piss to wash that Sh*t out!

2007-01-30 08:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

scope

2007-01-30 08:57:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

depends on whether you are a swallower

2007-01-30 22:55:58 · answer #10 · answered by jdhayman 5 · 1 0

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