Can someone make a joke on The Boston Tea Party, Boston Massacre, Common Sense ( written by Thomas Paine)?

Question

it has to be something that make sense

Answer 1

even today the Boston Mass. Harbor water still tastes like tea.

when one goes to college they better be careful not to lose their common sense

why is it there was a massacre in Boston ? gee all they had to do was furnish cakes to go with the tea.