My mom and dad TOLD me he exists and I got presents from him as a kid. They even took me to meet him at the mall with other kids.
I MET Santa. I got toys. He must be real.
What is your proof that Santa is not real?
2007-01-30 07:56:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
HE IS SO REAL!! Not any reasons why he couldn't be real! I've seen Rudolphs nose in the sky and heard Santa on the roof and got presents and had cookies eaten and more
2007-01-30 08:05:10 · answer #1 · answered by Answers 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
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2016-09-28 04:59:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Santa does exist, and he gives out toys for free, the prices in the toy stores woudn't be so high. They are after all in competition with each other.
2007-01-30 11:00:40 · answer #3 · answered by miner32001 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Santa is NOT real... look at it like this... the say Santa gives toys to all the GOOD little boys and girls... and coal to all the BAD ones... odds are you know some kids who are really bad... so look at it like this if Santa was real wouldn't they get coal INSTEAD of toys???
o.k.
Santa is real... he is also known as... mommy and daddy...
2007-01-30 09:12:04 · answer #4 · answered by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell me this:
How can one man travel around the ENTIRE world (and thur are like 6.8 billion people in it) and go down a chimney (most of the people don't even have one) and give them all toys and go right back up?
That man at the mall is a guy paid to dress up and pretend to be santa.
2007-01-30 08:03:53 · answer #5 · answered by spacer9182 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Round here we call Santa Wal Mart
2007-01-30 08:01:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to the Population Reference Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat
whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8millions stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of
75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.
This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could
pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second.
Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now. Merry X-mas.
2007-01-30 08:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by Bill G 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Santa always went cheap on me, but he gave my friends cool gifts. Still anything's better than a lump of coal!
2007-01-30 08:01:16 · answer #8 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If santa was real i would have gotten ever thing on list, but that neve happened.
2007-01-30 08:08:32 · answer #9 · answered by Sweet Pea 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Satan does exist... Santa/ Old Nick is just another one of his names...
My vote goes to Bill G, lol... hilarious...
2007-01-30 08:01:27 · answer #10 · answered by lil_snipe 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋