If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

Question

1. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
2. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
3. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
4. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?
5. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors?
6. Why do they put Braille dots on the dey pads of the drive-up ATM machine?
7. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
8. Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
9. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
10. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
11. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
12. If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?











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Answer 1

wow these are like the greatest questions ever

Answer 2

freedom of cause horrid thing that here in the UK Tony Blair is doing his best to get rid of all freedoms.

1. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Not always depend how strict they are

2. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
freshly squeezed babies where else could they get it from?????

3. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Yes undeniably.

4. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?
The cat/toast combination levitates 12.4657 inches above the ground and proceeds to rotate at high speed (up to 10,000 rpm).
5. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors?
To stop the staff escaping.

6. Why do they put Braille dots on the dey pads of the drive-up ATM machine?
For the blind drivers of cause, I have seen lots of people that can't see but drive (well thats what they drive like).

7. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
That would be to easy.

8. Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Those arn't floatation devices they are inflatable sex dolls for when you get bored on long flights.

9. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you?

10. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
In a Land Rover Best 4x4xFar!

11. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
The underside of the teflon is made of sh1t and the inside of the pan has a heat resistant blanket cast into the surface.

12. If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?
The universe implodes (don't do it......... oh go on then if you want)

Answer 3

freedom. of course.

1. No, because some of them are made with animal by-products.
2. Stillborne babies.
3. absolutely.
4. The universe would collapse inside of the black hole that would result from the mess you just created.
5. In case of a robbery.
6. So the blind drivers can read it, DUH
7. Because we speak English, which has no logic to it.
8. Because you're unlikely to jump out of the airplane, and according to David Spade, the flotation device is pointless anyway, because you're more likely to hit a mountain.
9. I try not to hurt myself.
10. In the snowplow.
11. Static electricity.
12. You realize that traveling at the speed of light, physical properties no longer really hold, and you see individual photons as mass, instead of light.

Answer 4

Very good
1. Yes, but not animal knackers.
2-11 Sorry, haven't the time.
12. Basic interplanetary travel - lights on, then go to the speed of light.

Answer 5

Freedom fighters fight
for the right to PARTY......
1. yes
2.Popeye
3.yes
4.The cat would be attacked by crows
5.To make them more attractive to the other doors, silly
6.Even Blind Freddy knows that one
7.Because the guy who invented it thought he was very intelligent
8.Parachutes are in the overhead compartment and they are not flotation devices thay are fart bags, silly.
9.No
10.His Mum drops him off
11.Sh*t sticks and that teflon is pretty good sh*t
12.You would get pulled over for speeding.

Answer 6

Freedom fighters fight other people's freedom.

Answer 7

Can you take an orphan to a family restaurant?
Can fat people skinny dip?
Can you urge Protestants to have more catholic tastes?

Answer 8

You've been reading too much George Carlin

Answer 9

One mans` freedom fighter is another mans` terrorist, it depends which side you are on, as to whom you fight.

Answer 10

Very good. I've also wondered - if vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?