does anybody know what happend to?

Question

paddy maginty's goat

Answer 1

a muslim probably ate it.
halal killing of course.

sorry i don't know what happened 2 the goat.
the above is just a bad taste joke.
might make some1 laugh, then again, it might not.

Answer 2

Now ould Paddy's goat had a wondrous appetite
And one day for breakfast he had some dynamite
A big box of matches he swallowed all serene
Then out he went and swallowed up a quart of paraffin
He sat by the fireside, he didn't give a hang
He swallowed a spark and exploded with a bang
So if you go to heaven you can bet a dollar note
That angel with the whiskers is Paddy McGinty's goat

Answer 3

Aye Paddy put great store in that goat he did! It followed him everywhere - black as the night it was with mean eyes. Some say it was the devil waiting for Paddy's soul because he had made a deal with 'em for the great cottage on the hill. Be that as it may, the story I heard tell, by the flickering firelight of the Crossroads Tavern is this -

Paddy came in long about twilight to have 'em a draught or two with the boy-o's of the glen as was the custom there abouts. Oh sure and Paddy liked his glass he did, but lately he'd been coming in at odd times to cast his eye upon the new serving wench with blazing red hair name of Erin O'Toole. Erin flirted with him 'tis true, but no more so than any of the other lusty lads.

One noon-day Paddy came in for some mutton pie and a draught thinking to pinch Erin today and mayhap steal a kiss too! Alas! Erin who had been fighting with the tavern keeper was in no mood for such tom foolery and when Paddy made to grab her she cursed him soundly and glared at him when she was done. The tavern keeper stood motionless behind the bar saying nay a word. Paddy drained his glass, threw a coin on the worn table and left.

As twilight came the boy-o's arrived again for their draughts, but drew up short of the door to stare in wonder and awe at the sight before them. There in the dried mud was Paddy's coat with wisps of steam rising from it as if it had been on fire and was recently put out and next to it one goat's horn torn out by the root with blood along it's length.

After much discussion the boy-o's went into the tavern to relate the tale over and over with many secretive glances to the dark corners of the room. Erin served their ale and meat pies with her usual flirting and some even remarked that she never looked better for her cheeks were rosy and her lips a blood red...

Answer 4

Mister Patrick McGinty,
an Irishman of note,
Came into a fortune and
he bought himself a goat
Said he, "Sure of goat milk,
I aim to have my fill."
But when he got his nanny home,
he found it was a Bill.

And now all the ladies
who live in Kililew
Are all wearing bustles
like their mothers used to do
They each wear a bolster
beneath their petticoat
And leave the rest to providence
and Paddy McGinty's Goat.

Off the West coast of Ireland
one morning there were seen
As plain as any pikes, there's
the German submarines
When Coastguard Maloney
fell over in a fit
Said Paddy McGinty's Goat,
"It's time for me to do my bit."

He dove into the water
as frisky as a whale
Swam around the U-boat,
waggin' his little tail
He upped with his horn and
he stuck it in the boat
And sent the Hun to Heligoland
did Paddy McGinty's Goat.

Now the bold Irish Guards though
you'd think it was romance
Adopted the goat and
they took him out to France
The day that they landed
he heard the bugle blow
He ducked his little cranium
and ran to meet the foe.

The Germans retreated
and hurriedly they fled
And holding their noses
they tumbled over dead
"Ach" said the Kaiser
"there's poison gas afloat"
It was only the effluvium
from Paddy McGinty's goat.

Little Nora McCarthy,
the knot was going to tie
She washed all the bloomers
and hung them out to dry
Along came the Goat and
he saw that it was white
He chewed 'em up to fodder
as begun the wedding night.

"Oh, turn off the gas quick!"
she shouted out to Pat
"Although I'm your bride, sure,
I'm not worth looking at!"
"I had two of everything,
I told you when I wrote,
But now I'm wearing nothing
'cause of Paddy McGinty's Goat!"

Now Pat McGinty's goat
had a wondrous appetite
And often for breakfast
he'd eat some dynamite,
A box full of sparklers
he'd swallow with a grin
And when he'd had his fill of that,
he drank some paraffin.

He sat by the fireside -
he didn't give a hang.
He swallowed a spark and
exploded with a bang.
So when you get to heaven
you can bet the dollar note,
That the angel with the whiskers on
is Paddy McGinty's goat.

Now Mickey Reilly went to the
races the other day,
he won a twenty pound note
and shouted 'hip hooray',
he held out the note saying
'look at what I've got',
when along came McGinty's goat
and swallowed all the lot.

He's eaten me twenty pound note
cried Mickey with a jump,
so they called for the doctor,
to get the stomach pump,
well they pumped and they pumped
for that twenty pound note,
but all they got was sixpence out
of Paddy McGinty's goat!

Now Old Mrs Lane said to
her daughter Mary-Jane,
Who was the young man you
were cuddling in the lane,
With long wiry whiskers
a'hanging from his chin,
'twas only Paddy McGinty's goat
she answered with a grin.

She was sent away from
the village in disgrace,
And came back with powder
and paint upon her face,
She had rings upon her fingers
and she wore a sable coat,
You can bet your life she never got those
from Paddy McGinty's Goat.

Answer 5

do you know, I felt SURE this was going to be a question about white dog poo for some reason!!

weird.


No but if you ever go to heaven you can bet a dollar note- that the angel with the whiskers on is Paddy McGinty's goat!!

Answer 6

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Answer 7

Do you mean McGinty? I didn't think the Magintys had goats.

Answer 8

Drank some paraffin & swallowed a spark - bang!

Answer 9

He swallowed a spark and exploded with a bang (true)
He was always eating things he shouldn't.

Answer 10

he got abused and and had to move into a shelter for abused animals very sad cus he hung his self cus he couldn't live a normal life after his abuse