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If a dormouse and a mole were watching, who would they want to win?

No biting or pulling hair allowed.

2007-01-30 04:25:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Other - Pets

21 answers

I got a better one: between a gerbil and a hamster, which one is better for putting up your rectum?

2007-01-30 04:38:43 · answer #1 · answered by I'm Smart 1 · 1 2

Ok , the doormouse would be backing the gerbil and the mole would generally just go with the crowd as he's blind and can't see a thing anyway!? I reckon the hamster would win as he has the advantage. The gerbil has a long tail and the hamster could easily swing him round a few times then just bludgeon him to death against a wall. The Hamster also has the advantage of being stronger than the gerbil.

2007-01-30 14:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The dormouse would probally root for the gerbil on the account that it looks like a mouse. The mole probally wouldn't even know what the hell was going on, since they're eye sight isn't all that great. So I've heard anyway. Now as for the fight, I'd put my money on the gerbil. Sure it's not as big, but its probally very quick and agile, compared to the bigger heftier hamster.

2007-01-30 12:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jimmy H 4 · 1 0

I think the gerbil would win because the hamster would be too nice and friendly to hurt the gerbil. The dormouse would have to relay commentary to the mole because the mole wouldn't be able to see the fight and because dormice are nice too he or she would support the hamster and the commentary would influence the mole's decision about who to support, and I think the mole would ultimately support the hamster too because they've both got little tails and live in burrows in the wild and so the mole would feel like he or she had something in common with the hamster.

2007-01-30 13:17:53 · answer #4 · answered by greenbean 6 · 1 1

Great question!! i think the hamster would win they bite and dont let go!! i think the dormouse would be behind the gerbil as the underdog, and the mole just wouldnt care.

2007-01-30 12:31:00 · answer #5 · answered by BABY BELL 3 · 1 0

I am much agreed with Flaze, especially on the matter of the spectators. However, the champion of the fight would depend on the rules of engagement. If it was a Sumo competition, the hamster will win hands-down. They are much fatter and pushier than gerbils so the hamster would easily knock him out of the ring with all the extra weight behind him. The gerbil will only win in a straight -no rules fight because they are meanier fighters.

2007-01-30 12:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by Heather-monster 2 · 1 0

Well. Firstly we should question why the dormouse and mole were watching. Moles are, notoriously, blind, so it wouldn't be much fun for him. Secondly, dormice are almost always perpetually petrified, so it can't be that good entertainment for him either. The only probable explanation I can deduce is that they were both press-ganged into watching.

Now, as for the contest in question, I think the gerbil would win, because it is commonly held that hamsters have the dubious qualities of fatness and laziness so that were it to win over the gerbil, I expect a drugs investigation would be required. Gerbils, on the other claw, are fast, efficient and sprightly, so our gerbil has the natural advantage.

The final point to note is that, as well as being dosed up, the hamster might be in possession of numchucks, in which case the contest would be dramatically swayed in his favour.

I hope this answers your question.

2007-01-30 12:38:47 · answer #7 · answered by Flaze 3 · 1 2

I reckon the mole would eat the dormouse and the hamster would try to hump the gerbil...

2007-01-30 12:31:21 · answer #8 · answered by Doodie 6 · 2 0

not really sure, gerbils are bigger then hamsters, so they have a better chance, even though it wouldn't be nice to see the 2 fight but the mole would probably want the gerbil 2 win

2007-01-30 12:37:40 · answer #9 · answered by Hayley- Lou :) 2 · 0 1

The Hamster would win cos its bigger, and the mole would want the Hamster to win

I think.

2007-01-30 12:33:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

I'd say the Gerbil would win as its got bigger feet to kick with and that long tail for hittig with!!!
I'd bet on the Gerbil

2007-01-30 16:46:38 · answer #11 · answered by Viki H 1 · 0 2

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