2007-01-30 02:36:27 · 31 answers · asked by Meeowf 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell somebody you saw them on a poster for Planned Parenthood. Tell somebody they're the sperm their mother should have swallowed.
2007-01-30 02:42:28 · answer #1 · answered by BigJake418 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
The ABSOLUTE best insults are those that leave a person wondering if they've actually been insulted.
Ones that can be taken multiple ways..
Subtlety...
This is particularly so with rude behavior....it gets the person to stop and really think about what they've done and what was just said back to them.
2007-01-30 11:09:15 · answer #2 · answered by JC 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The Funny Ones
2007-01-30 10:53:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the best insults are the ones that sound like a complement:
"Oh you look much more refreshed today than you did yesterday!"
2007-01-30 10:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by єЖтяα ¢яιѕρψ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Anything creative. Using stuff like "you're fat" or "you're blind" is not only pathetic, they're sorta no-brainers; meaning the one on the recieving end would have to be seriously sensitive to actually be hurt by it.
2007-01-30 11:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by Huey Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, when I am annoyed with people I ask " Could you not speak to me for half an hour?". Then they get mad and start to talk. Then I go "Shh" and walk away. It seems to adequately piss people off.
2007-01-30 10:51:03 · answer #6 · answered by 1K 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Man you are so ugly that when you were born the doctor shoved you back in.
2007-01-30 10:40:16 · answer #7 · answered by tr2thhrt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you shout back a "YO MAMA" or "YOUR FACE" that gets then to really shut up. It works everytime since I have kids teasing me.
2007-01-30 11:19:33 · answer #8 · answered by Jasmine 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your a** looks really big in that
now i know why mothers in the wild eat their young
not great but i like em.
2007-01-30 11:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its old but still one of my favs. "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
Or this one "That man has a sharp wit, someone take it away before he cuts himself."
2007-01-30 11:40:09 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋