talk about irony!! the word: **Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia** is the Fear of long words.?

Question

This is a funny fact ~ DO YOU KNOW ANY FUNNY/IRONIC FACTS?

Answer 1

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon
Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of
the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both
eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student rented out her spare room to a carpenter
in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of
needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an ax leaving her
mentally retarded.

3. In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the
world flagpole-sitting record. By the time he had come down, eight
hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his
girlfriend had left him and his phone and electricity had been cut
off.

4. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking
his arm in two places. A shame as he had merely been listening to his
Walkman.

5. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all
two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded,
trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it.
You've guessed it, he opened it and said a fond farewell to his
face.

NASA Spent Millions to Develop a Pen that Would Write in Space, whereas the Soviet Cosmonauts Used a Pencil

Answer 2

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language


The names of the continents all end with the same letter as they start with. Coincidence?

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing

:)

Answer 3

I wanna know what jerk put an "S" in the work Lisp.