Why doesn't Osama bin Laden change his name to Osama been Laughin'?

Question

That's what I would do. I mean, after he bereaved the families of the World Trade Center workers, Bush decided to add insult to injury by totally ignoring their justice and chasing some made up enemy the other direction across the desert. And while Bush was busy disgracing 9/11 victims, Osama was beatin' feet out of dodge with his dialysis machine in tow.

Right now, Osama and his cohorts are chilling while he waits for his new pad to be set up in Iraq after Iran swipes control of it from the faltering grip of the United States. At that point, he can start staging more international havoc by enlisting his impressionable Muslim countrymen and any impressionable Presidents of the United States that happen to want to jump on the bandwagon. But in the meantime, it's party at Osama's cave - bring your own non-alcoholic beer (inshallah)!

Answer 1

Osama's Bins are laden with arms and ammunition given by U.S. Presidents to fight with Soviets.

Osama's Bins are laden with funding given by CIA.

Osama's Bins are laden with Jihadists created and given by George Bush in Iraq.

Osama's Bins are laden with support of huge muslim/non-muslim population around the world, due to the policies of U.S.A, who see Bush as a bigger threat.

His Bins are fully laden and overflowing.

So he is called Osama Bin Laden..

Answer 2

Let's see here....Hmmmm,We've got a 6'4" Arab,riding a donkey,pulling a dialysis machine,hooked to a 5 mile long extension cord,surrounded by 200 loyalists,..etc.....Yeah! I can see where it would be hard for the best intelligence community in the world to miss finding him..! Yeah! Right.!!!

Answer 3

Twisted!

Answer 4

Osama B Dead

Answer 5

Sure , why not? and he can go hang out with his three cousins-- Bin Lyin' Bin Cryin' and Bin Losin!'

Answer 6

He's still alive because politicians need a boogeyman.