The Boy turns at the Girl and with pride says:"You girls are like tissues,we use you and we throw you away,you should be carefull of yourself coz you are a girl"
What is the best answer to the boy then?
2007-01-29 22:11:38 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Women's Health
I have a couple let me know which one you like.
1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2007-01-29 22:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by Super Girl 3 · 8⤊ 0⤋
Hard to beat the first answer. Super Girl, you rock! Love the comebacks!
Maybe suggest he invest in and learn the proper way to treat a handkerchief instead of throwing away all those tissues.
2007-02-06 05:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by kk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I completely agree with Super Girl. She took the words out of my mouth. But at least you can use a tissue for more than one thing.
What else do we as STRONG WOMAN need a sleazy man for?
2007-02-05 12:24:55 · answer #3 · answered by b_rachelk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its so hard to insult men, because they're not bright enough to notice.
'not a lot of people like to know they're no good in bed...if i were you, i wouldn't want to be with the same girl twice either...couldn't stand the criticsm'
'make sure you're using 3ply tissues, with the amount of practise you're gonna need - may wanna go easy on the nose.'
2007-01-29 22:56:52 · answer #4 · answered by lalala 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're dreaming stupid *** hole. Just look what Eve got Adam to do. It's not the mans decision. The woman is in charge!
2007-02-06 16:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by JR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But you always come back to the same box!
2007-01-30 02:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by Robert M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i respect gals very much and i dont think abt them like that.
though i dont have any frendshp with gals.
boys r surely very bad teach them lessons
but dont teach me.
2007-01-30 00:55:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Say whatever you want. But as long as you guys dont have us girls, you are all nothing!"
2007-01-30 00:11:05 · answer #8 · answered by ilovechocolates 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
slap him on the face and tell i'll teach u how to use us then .
2007-01-29 22:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by drfarfour 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that he is "Stupid" of the century.
2007-02-06 21:26:13 · answer #10 · answered by Alex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋