Since dying is the number one cause of death, what can we do to prevent it?

Answer 1

Ok ok ok....... I'll stop dying my hair. But if you complain about the grey hairs even once....... JUST ONCE........ you are sooooooooo dead!!

You sure this will prevent death? I swear I'll die of embarrassment if anyone looks at my roots. And then that would totally defeat the purpose of no more dying.

Ok...... can I at least dye my shoes??

What about tie-dying? How in the world will tie dying kill me? This can KNOT be happening!

Answer 2

Well, not to split hairs here, but....it would seem to me that living is the #1 cause of death.

So....based on that, I have worked out a solution. At least for myself. I figure that if I can exist in a vague reality, never never land if you will, I can avoid, or at least delay , that somewhat uncomfortable death thing.

Dying, death..Death dying. Chicken or egg kind of thing.

Answer 3

once we figure out how to prevent taxes bills and cost of living going UP then we can figure out how to prevent death

Answer 4

Lol, every one dies, but to what? and how do we prevent us from dying? ask God to save our souls and bodies, we may live forever then.

Answer 5

Elixir of Life

Answer 6

birth control

Answer 7

Why do everything in reverse of course. Come and see my blog on this very subject.....smile

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-BGGmsqsyerbIrdFx08ubyrg-?cq=1&p=1336

Answer 8

the soul is eternal only the shell dies, much like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon, so i welcome death when it comes. (decades away i'm only 39 and i'll be in my 80's when i pass)

Answer 9

Cryogenically freeze everyone and make sure we have lots of POWER.

Answer 10

initiate a hefty death tax...