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Wouldn't they have all killed each other seeing as there was only one woman, or were they all gay?

2007-01-29 19:12:49 · 12 answers · asked by mickeyleon123 2 in Entertainment & Music Comics & Animation

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Smurfs are asexual. They have no genitalia and were all created rather than born. Smurfette leads a life of sexual unfulfilment being that only her and perhaps Papa Smurf are the only ones with a definite gender. Smurfs are immortal and inherently good having converted Smurfette to the Smurf way of life.

2007-01-29 19:21:28 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Fox 5 · 1 0

The smurfs are delivered by the White Stork!!

2007-01-29 19:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by Roubini 5 · 1 0

they all smurfed each other!!
accually they didn't get baby smurfs that way, a new smurf was born every blue moon, and delivered by the white stork

2007-01-29 19:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♫♪Smile♪♫ 6 · 1 0

you're Painter Smurf. you're imaginitive, expressive and continuously increasing your techniques. you extremely have an inventive soul. You admit which you would be moody at situations, yet that basically shows what a passionate guy or woman you're! you're extremely imaginitive and choose you had extra time for imaginitive pastimes. you're an unique.

2016-12-17 05:34:42 · answer #4 · answered by michelson 4 · 0 0

It just didn't smurfing matter!

2007-01-29 19:15:08 · answer #5 · answered by Maple Leaf 7 · 0 0

Since they never really talked about sex, maybe you could assume that like most animals sex wasn't enjoyable so much as necessary for the species. And, since they never seemed to die, maybe it wasn't necessary for their species. Maybe it was more like-- hey, if you want a baby, make one by thinking about it. (Like komodo dragons.)

2007-01-29 19:17:37 · answer #6 · answered by fair_gwenofair 2 · 0 0

Smurfette was just the town doorknob....that's all. I guess everyone got a turn.

2007-01-29 19:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by MommyToo 4 · 0 0

i fink id go wiv the second one lol they were all weird wiv their high pitched voices n crap part from the grandpa lol fink e got the girl at nite ;)

2007-01-29 21:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by Mitch h 2 · 0 0

Maybe she was a total s***. you know, the village bicycle.

2007-01-30 00:12:56 · answer #9 · answered by Skippy 5 · 0 0

I thought they were all related?

2007-01-29 19:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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