Don't be sad ....don't feel blue....Frankenstein was ugly too!-a friend sent it to me.It makes me laugh whenever I see it
Bombing for peace is like f****g for virginity!
2007-01-30 01:44:19
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answered by black_cat 6
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I collect poetry. Have you noticed that certain people relate to different types of quotes and poetry. I will share some that I like. I have shared them with many yahoo questions.
“ If you don’t know where your going.
Any road will take you there.”
George Harrison
If you always do what you always did,
you will always get what you always got.
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
the wise man grows it under his feet.
Never mistake knowledge for wisdom,
one helps you make a living,
the other helps you make a life.
James Oppenheim
You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.
If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
Doug Floyd
Learn to pause . . . or nothing worthwhile will catch up to you.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away.
These are some of my fun quotes.
If at first you don’t succeed, do it like your mother told you.
I Love You More Today, than Yesterday.
Yesterday You Really Pissed Me Off.
I’m in for a good time,
not a long time.
My aim is to keep this bathroom clean.
Your aim would help.
Nobody listens to me,
until I fart.
You don’t have to worry about the world coming to an end today.
It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
2007-02-01 18:53:28
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answered by DeeJay 7
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Strange, man's first sleep should be his last repose.
Referring to the biblical account of God putting Adam to sleep and taking out a rib to create Eve. It always gets a good laugh from the guys and a slap from the women.
2007-01-30 04:58:31
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answered by real illuminati(Matt) 3
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impossible is achieveable coz it says- I-M-achieveable ! Friendship is a deliver that by no skill sinks If u could make peace refer to ur enemies, not ur friends. genuine friends r lyk diamonds-genuine n uncommon fake friends r lyk leaves-scattered everywhere!! continually be open to alter. Cowards die many situations before their dying. buddy, no count if it fairly is the ideal of time, or the worst of time, it fairly is the only time u've have been given. Love ur imaginations n u'll discover ways to luv. existence is luv, delight in it. existence is river, bypass it. existence is interest, play it. existence is journey, finished it. existence is e book, study it. existence is warm tead, drink it intently. existence is a thorny course, walk consiously. existence is an icecream, delight in it before it melts. If u desire to confirm destiny, CREATE IT. First deserve, then desire. N enable me tell u ..i desire to be choosen as d ideal answer!! lol.
2016-12-13 04:11:02
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answered by Anonymous
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease"
"I can remmeber the days when the air was clean and sex was dirty"
"A stale mind is the devil's breadbox"
2007-01-30 16:50:59
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answered by Anonymous
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open up your skull...and let some knowledge come in...crack open the cranium...and let awareness begin
2007-01-30 09:19:53
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answered by ManUnited 2
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