2007-01-29 16:34:18 · 80 answers · asked by teashy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Way too many great answers to decide on just one. I loved them all. Thanx for the laughs. Good luck on the vote!!!
2007-01-31 16:15:13 · update #1
Why the hell are you screwing around on the computer and not petting me?
2007-01-29 16:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by Omni D 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
omg my dog would not shut up he is constantly in my face all the time he would be like I want some puppy treats, when are we going for a walk? lets play catch, I want to sniff the kittys butt, why does kitty poo taste so good? can we go see grandma? what was that noise, can we watch the animal chanel on t.v.? how come you don't take me with you to work? when are you coming home? no don't leave me? no I don't want a bath. this food tastes like crap why do you feed me this, can I have your fries? why can't I have a beer too? lets go for a ride in the car. Wake up I have to pee! uuugh I can just hear him now.
2007-01-29 16:43:10 · answer #2 · answered by Czech_Mark 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
GREAT QUESTION !!! ...my little chihuahua E.T is the happiest dog i've ever known !! I love him too much !
E.T : "Mum thanks for giving me the best food everyday and the best warm snuggly blanky and the best warm little cozzy bed , and when i need a hug ...you are always there to pick me up, but the best is when i want to run and play fetch ...no matter how tired u are ,you always have time for ....ME ! You are the best mum and thank you from the bottom of my doggy heart for giving me a happy and healthy life !! "
2007-01-29 16:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by SARAH♫☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sadly the other day she spoke through me to my Fiance. I was showering, when I heard a CRASH/Boom...she had cleared off the bathroom counter, when he answered That was Duches -
Immediately I said (without knowing) She's Pissed about the food you fed her, Blend it up! Sure enough, he did and she ate it.
Man I felt so used!!! It's not easy being a channel.
2007-01-31 16:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by Aphrodite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well my pet bunny would say - You over feed me and that's why I'm the size of a small shed. I'm sensitive about my weight, please stop mentioning it, and pass the popcorn.
My dog would say - Why do you have to go to work? Stay at home all day, and let me sleep on your lap and dribble on you.
Oh yeah, then they would say they loved me.
2007-01-29 17:27:20 · answer #5 · answered by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would say, "Ha! Ha! Ha! Aren't you sorry you taught me how to sit up so pretty? Now every time you're on the phone, on the computer, or reading the newspaper, I sit up and you HAVE to give me a biscuit. I'm so smart! Now that my belly is full, scratch my back!"
2007-01-29 17:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by Dippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA hoe that spray you bought in the can thats supposed to help teach me not to pee in house dont work cause guess what ill just crawl under the table and piss all over the rug and youll never know. HAHAHAHA i run this house!!!!!!
2007-01-29 16:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by meka g 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
guess what? I have African Gray parrots that do talk and they do tell me what is happening. They call for me in the AM and ask for food corn, apples, oranges, food. When my oldest bird sees me pick up my keys or my jacket to leave, she says see ya later or bye bye. It goes on and on. These birds do talk email me and I will tell ya more.
2007-01-29 16:39:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for all u have done to me, and the love and care u have bestowed on me. Pets have gratitude which we humans badly lack.
2007-01-29 16:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sick of being told to sit everytime I ask for a treat . I want it and I want it now . Then , I want to go outside and bark to my heart's content . Come on , the other dogs are out now ; I want to go too ".
2007-01-29 16:40:51 · answer #10 · answered by missmayzie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go for ride? Go for ride? You smell good. You got a dog? What's that on your shirt? Pizza? I love pizza. I don't even care if it's pizza... I eat everything. My name's NO!No! Bad Dog, what's yours?
Baxter- 2 yr old lab
2007-01-30 16:07:02 · answer #11 · answered by skayrkroh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋