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I'll give you 2 goats, 5 cows, and 8 chickens for your hand in marriage. This is a limited time offer, first come first served, thank you come again.

2007-01-29 15:13:56 · 50 answers · asked by Stinky 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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me me me! I will. Eight's a lot of chickens... will you throw in a walrus?

2007-01-29 15:16:10 · answer #1 · answered by shortcake 4 · 6 3

Hmmmm...sounds inviting, but could I have 2 cows, 5 chickens & 8 goats instead? I love cheese.....LOL

2007-01-29 15:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by foxieroxie1969 3 · 0 0

I'll marry you without the goats, cows and chickens. the only problem is my husband might not like the idea that much.

: )

2007-01-29 15:30:30 · answer #3 · answered by Piggy 6 · 0 0

I will but I need 2 more chikins to seal the deal.

2007-01-29 15:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Jim C 6 · 1 0

You had me at 2 goats.

2007-01-29 15:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 6 1

You better not be trying to give me away in that batch of chickens

2007-01-31 14:02:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That sure sounds like a better deal than the one I got! I should have held out!

2007-01-29 15:17:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I prefer cold hard cash.How much are the goats worth?

2007-01-29 15:20:22 · answer #8 · answered by Sxoxo 5 · 1 0

Sorry, I'm already married! There are plenty of fishes in the sea who would love to marry you just for who you are!

2007-01-29 15:17:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If we can have baby monkeys, you don't even have to worry about the goats

2007-01-29 15:17:32 · answer #10 · answered by LadyRebecca 6 · 1 0

Stinky the stud monkey. Between your handsome good looks and barnyard animal offer, who can possibly resist. I jump at the chance to be your partner for life provided one more thing, we have matching Froot Loop wedding rings and share the bananas. No Edna, you can't have him, he's mine, mine mine!!!!

2007-01-29 15:20:20 · answer #11 · answered by princessforever1 3 · 3 1

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