1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
8. You can’t buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
2007-01-29 14:58:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol loveley
2007-01-29 15:03:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Marriage is grand...divorce is 100 grand.
Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat. He left not knowing where he was going, he didn't where he was when he got there, he didn't know where he had been when he got back, and he did it all on borrowed money!
There's no such thing as "idiot proofing"...you'll only create a better idiot!
There's a loaded .44 Mag. under this cash register six nights a week...pick your lucky night!
Gun control means using both hands!
Compare the ingredients in beer to those in a health bar, and tell me beer is bad for you!
Vote or shut up!
If you don't like it here, exercise your right to leave!
I don't know what the name of your condition is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce!
2007-01-29 23:34:52 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Master Dude 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Big Shots are Little Shots that kept Shooting
Just Because Your Paranoid Doesnt Mean They're NOT out to get you! :-)
What IF the Hokey Pokey Really IS what its ALL about :-s
My Boss : He couldnt Manage a Baskin Robbins if you cut it back to 3 Flavors!
2007-01-29 23:09:34 · answer #3 · answered by D B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to be institutionalized.
2007-01-29 23:06:29 · answer #4 · answered by Outside the box 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How ya doin... I'm mildewing
How are you.... as fit as a fiddle but not to be fiddled with
Penny for your thoughts.... there worth a lot more than that
2007-01-29 23:03:51 · answer #5 · answered by Troy B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like those. here is another one. everyone has a photographic memory ,its just that some dont have enough film. be nice to your kids. they will be choosing your nursing home.
2007-01-29 23:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Money is a terrible master but is an excellent servant.
2007-01-29 23:03:21 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are good! Nice job
2007-01-29 23:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by Joel C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are good. Some I haven't even heard. nice.
What was your question? lol
;o)
2007-01-29 23:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by Sweets 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where's the question?
2007-01-29 23:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice job
2007-01-30 00:16:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋