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whats the lamest pick up line you've ever heard that worked?

2007-01-29 13:30:05 · 13 answers · asked by spongebobri 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

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2007-01-29 13:34:59 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

I can see through pick up lines, so none of them have worked. The lamest one I've ever heard was, "Your eyes could turn a gay man straight." It took a lot of self-control to not burst up laughing on the spot.

2007-01-29 21:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by Green-Eyed Gal 7 · 2 0

I used to be an exotic dancer, and BY FAR the worst I heard was:

"Hey, my penis is the size of a tic-tac, would you like a mint?'

Damn sad, I tell ya what.

2007-01-29 21:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Temper V 1 · 2 0

If its lame it dont work! Ive heard the ive lost my phone number can i have yours story once or twice.

2007-01-29 21:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by ...... 2 · 0 0

That I remined him of a certain celebrity, and how he would like to get it on with me.
That happened long ago. Will not be repeated.

2007-01-29 21:39:32 · answer #5 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0 0

Hey baby!! Do you wash your pants in windex..because I can sure see myself in them!!

I laughed so hard and thought it was cute!

Gave him credit for the humor.

2007-01-29 21:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lame pick up lines have never worked on me.

2007-01-29 21:37:22 · answer #7 · answered by Viviana 6 · 0 0

I just like to look at you (with doey eyes).... Tickled me for the longest time

2007-01-29 21:42:29 · answer #8 · answered by Novalee N 1 · 0 0

I dont know I never had one used on me lol.

2007-01-29 21:53:28 · answer #9 · answered by Me 6 · 0 0

when the girl says "ooo I'm cold" and (classic) the guys says "I'll keep you warm"

so corny

2007-01-29 21:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by AuroraBorealis 4 · 0 0

it was a long time ago but it was something about drinking my bath water......I just told the jerk I showered.

2007-01-29 21:39:10 · answer #11 · answered by sideways 7 · 0 0

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