can anyone give me a limeric poem of boredom?

Question

i need it for an anthology prodject... plz help

Answer 1

There was a young man who was bored,
His ambition to fly just got 'floored'
He went out to the plane
When it started to rain,
And his co-pilot snoozed and then snored.

Answer 2

Certain experts I see on TV
Have voices that buzz like a bee.
Like a zombie they drone
In a robot-like tone;
With much boredom, I nod off to slee. . . . . . . . . .

OR

Bill and Sue got caught up in amour-dom.
He was hers and she so much adored him.
But fourteen months after —
They ran out of laughter;
They'd nothing in common but boredom.

OR

If you're bored with the trouble and strife
Of bachelorhood, take a wife.
So, what should you do
If you're left feeling blue
When the cause of your boredom is life?

OR

When boredom begins to appear,
A repetitive song fills my ear.
At a hundred it starts:
From the wall one departs,
Leaving ninety-nine bottles of beer.

Answer 3

There once was a lady on answers
who wouldn't watch shows about panzers
she said with a grin
if I'm smart I will win
And I'll hire some exotic dancers.

Answer 4

five line poem, rhyme scheme is

A
A
B
B
A

i.e.
there once was a man named ted
who liked to sleep in bed
his wife was pissed
he no longer kissed
so she went out with bob, instead