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I think I might have the funniest story. Tried posting this earlier today and yahoo buried it. Be right back with my story.

2007-01-29 12:58:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

I was cruising down the road with a couple friends and seen this guy over in a parking lot. He was GORGEOUS! He was 100% cowboy, which is not the type of guy I normally go for. Anyway, I told my friend to go back cause I wanted to meet him.

Turns out he was selling chickens to the Vietnamese people that lived in the neighborhood. When I walked up, he had a chicken, head down, being held between his knee's so that he could tie its feet together. I have no idea where it came from, cause I'm usually shy and never like this, but I walked up and said, "My, what a big c.o.c.k you have there." He turned around and smiled (the cutest smile!) and said, "Yep, it hangs down below my knees!"

We stood there and talked for a bit and he asked me to go dancing with him that night.

He was the love of my life, but due to circumstances beyond our control, we lost contact. It's okay though, because now I'm married to the best man in the world!

2007-01-29 12:59:15 · update #1

WOW what is up with "I'll kill u"? Damn, scared me. What a nice way to meet your wife!

2007-01-29 13:06:02 · update #2

10 answers

I am mostly spontaneous about meeting people. A friend and I were at a trade-show and he noticed this girl at the trade booth. He was too shy to say anything to her, but told me he wanted to get in her pants. So I offered to introduce him to her. I went up and introduced myself to her and she did likewise. Then I told her my friend (insert name) wanted to get in her pants and asked if she would take them off so he could try them on. She burst out in laughter and his face was as red as I've ever seen. Luckily she had a good humor and we have been business associates ever since. They never went out though.

2007-01-29 13:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by 4kids2pay4 7 · 0 0

She probable would not carry out with the wonderful crowd that places her in a concern to fulfill greater adult men. She desire sto get available and be greater social. Boys choose for 'slappers' because of the fact they get available and throw themselves at human beings

2016-11-23 13:09:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Sometimes, when I walk with my friends and we see a girl that we want to talk to, I just walk right up to her and ask : "Where do I know you from?"

She just usually says "I don't think that have ever met you.", so I introduce myself, and then I work my magic!

2007-01-29 13:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by E Rock 2 · 0 0

the first answerer has a great way of meeting people ,i think!

2007-01-29 13:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i just walk up to the people and say "hi, what is your name?"

2007-01-29 13:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by Rayne B 1 · 0 0

I met someone on yahoo answers!!

2007-01-29 13:02:23 · answer #6 · answered by ACV 3 · 2 0

i offer people a light

2007-01-29 13:03:21 · answer #7 · answered by IAmTheWalrus 3 · 0 0

yes, i can be very blunt and spontaneous, cracking jokes. it usually works out well.

2007-01-29 13:02:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No

2007-01-29 13:07:15 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

no

2007-01-29 13:01:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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