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Don't want a male slave, unless my car's broken down.

2007-01-29 11:37:55 · answer #1 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0 0

If men were slaves, I would get them to do dishwashing all day and they would have to do ironing until they screamed. I think 27 shirts a week would probably do it.I would like them scrubbing the floor until they could see their faces in it, and I would make them cook the evening meal. They could have Saturdays off and be there Sundays to drive me around to interesting places.They could be punished with extra ironing and dishwashing. My 3 sistersand I have a plan for a manless refuge in the South of France, where we will sit by the pool , sun ourselves and in between swimming and playing in the water, enjoy intelligent conversation and fun, without having to listen to long boring stories respectfully, listen to ranting and raving and moaning about relatively unimportant things and most of all, without listening to the horrendous, ear splitting, murder inciting snorting racket of snoring. It would be lovely, restful, pink and uplifting.My personal slave would be Sean Bean. I wonder if he snores though. No rather stay with my sisters and their little kids. My son can come, because he;s fun and not got to the ranting and raving moaning and snoring stage. He'dprobably be bored!

2007-01-29 12:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by Faith 1 · 1 0

Control out of fear of loss. If your relationship is about control your doomed. Can't control love. When you try to you always fail. So **** it. Make money, get laid, but whatever you do, and this goes to the men. Do not get married. The courts are designed to profit off of relationships failing. What is even funnier is the gay people wanting to get married. Welcome to the club boys and girls now you too can get fleeced for your income and have to pay alimony and child support for the rest of your life. I'm like why the **** would they want to do that. They were in the clear. They could not get a dime stolen from them for a long time. Not even common law marraige. Now they are doomed. The government/system will make hundreds of millions of dollars off of the divorces in the upcoming years. So, do what you want people it's your life and I do not give a hoot. 37, no kids, no alimony, no child support, not paying a mortgage for an ex wife who is ******* another guy. I use condoms.

2016-03-29 08:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd want David Beckham to be my slave, and I'd start by having him lick every inch of my body clean.

2007-01-29 12:03:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I don't believe in slavery....unless it's a sex slave. In that case, I want a female ;).

2007-01-29 11:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by Xindy 4 · 2 0

Cleopatra spent all day stoving over a hot slave.
Rose P.

2007-01-29 12:24:40 · answer #6 · answered by rose p 7 · 0 0

Bush would be my Slave and he would be cleaning my toilets.

2007-01-29 11:38:02 · answer #7 · answered by KEDAR 1 · 1 0

I would have the man who raped me when I was 17

2007-01-30 09:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by Augusta B 3 · 0 0

i would have him clean my house because my girlfriend is the messiest thing ever and she wouldn't sleep with him. i would want him to be a bible-thumping bigot.

2007-01-29 11:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by scruffy 4 · 1 0

hate slavery unless it is in the bed..lick'em down..LOL!!

2007-01-29 12:41:09 · answer #10 · answered by kitzy 2 · 0 0

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