Can anyone write down some poems that were written by Bruce Lansky?

Question

I want the whole poem, as many as you can find. They must be written by Bruce Lansky

Answer 1

go here,, then click on the poems by him,,,,,, this site has quite a few of his

http://www.poetryteachers.com/schoolpoems/schoolpoems.html

there are alot of cute and not so cute, lol ones,,,,, one example:

What I'd Cook for My Teacher
by Bruce Lansky

If I cooked hot lunch for my teacher,
I would start out with rattlesnake stew.
Then I'd serve her a centipede salad
And a tall glass of milk mixed with glue.
Next, a seaweed and jellyfish sandwich,
For dessert, an a-chooberry pie.
When she finally finds out what she's eaten,
I hope the old bat doesn't die.