Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and
you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now go! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 ins, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
2007-01-29 10:41:43 · 18 answers · asked by Maria C 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thought I'd give you a little laugh!
2007-01-29 10:55:39 · update #1
yeah its realy good, true, and funny.....personal expirience? :)
2007-01-29 10:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm too previous to have a crush at right here, by using fact i'm in my 40s and many of you look between 14 and 22. yet i think of such lots of of you're clever, heat, cute and wonderful, and that i'm hoping all of you do nicely in existence.
2016-12-16 16:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by hirschfeld 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weird
2007-01-29 10:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, yeah heard this one before. Very funny
2007-01-29 10:43:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is from the song I will survive. Donna Summer sang it ..
I heard it before..
2007-01-29 10:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Never heard that one before...very funny!!
2007-01-29 13:07:47 · answer #6 · answered by Jane B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That gave me a good laugh...
2007-01-29 10:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. wish I could hear it with the music.
2007-01-29 10:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by CctbOh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amen sister
2007-01-29 10:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by montgomery 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny one!
2007-01-29 10:53:11 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋