how do I get back; I have fallen through a time vortex to your time, how can I return to 2098?

Question

there is no time travel I am here by accident. There is no new fuels, we were working on one but the plans were destroyed with America in the Graet Latin Wars of 2057. Please help I'm lonely

I can't give you any info that could harm the future, but as you are helping me i'll give you a clue- if you have any stocks or shares in a big company that makes computer softerware and operating systems sell them before it goes bust in 2009

oh and tell your grandchildren not to be in the USA in August 2057, as that's when the Brazillian super bomb drops

Answer 1

You know that's about right. I just broke up with my old man today so I could marry you and now you want to run your *** back to 2098!!! How typical and here I thought you were the man of my dreams!!!
P.S. can I still get the stock tips before you leave???

Answer 2

Look carefully at the wall closest to where you arrived in this time. Look for a small hole or opening in the wall. You may have to move furniture. This is the vortex exit point. You will need help to get back through it. VERY IMPORTANT!!: The vortex hole will start shrinking almost immediately and will disappear forever unless you find a titanium nail about 1 - 2 inches long and hammer it into the hole. This will stop the shrinkage and give you time to widen it enough to climb back through to 2098. You can widen the hole yourself but I recommend simply calling a plumber and having them do it, they are good at this sort of thing.. If you were too late and the vortex hole has disappeared, then there is only one thing to do.Look up your great grandparents and give them some investment advise... everntually you'll benefit. Then arrange to have them pass on a message to you through their grand children (your parents) telling you to avoid the vortex. If all goes well the whole incident will never have happened. Good Luck!

Answer 3

I hope in your time you had better technology in regards to the speed things can travel. All you have to do is get into a vehicle traveling extremely fast (preferably the speed of light or faster) and keep it going until you arrive at your year, though you will be slightly older (note: the faster you travel, the closer to your age you will be when you get there). Just be careful not to go further in time, as this method really doesn't work for travelling backward.

Answer 4

They only way to get back is to wait for another time vortex accident, or wait for 2098. That means you're totally screwed, because in 2098, there is a time vortex back to 2007. It's like a perpetual game of Chutes & Ladders, except there are no ladders and you always land on the same chute.

Answer 5

Freeze yourself for 91 years. Now I'm really dissappointed because I thought the world would end in 2012! (Looking forward to some world peace). Hey, I want to buy some stocks, any ideas??

Answer 6

Drink an entire bottle of a condiment we call "ketchup" this will raise the acidity in your body enough, then jump in a huge bathtub full of wet dimes (trust me this works) and turn on a radio anywhere in the room. the current will flow through the air into your ketchup filled body and whisk you away, and the dimes? you'll have cab fare when you get back to where you want to go

Answer 7

Sorry, no way back. Why not stay and teach us all about new energy sources and time travel? You can help us correct our mistakes before we even commit them. I hope you paid attention in history class :-)

Answer 8

WOAH.

There's only one way. You'll need cianide and some grape koolaid.
Don't drink it until exactly 12:01 AM. Good Luck.

Answer 9

they had a good time machine in the movie Napoleon Dynamite. That's the kind I would recommend you get!

Answer 10

Try a psychiatrist - perhaps some meds are needed to help your dilema.