Time of the month and my wifes in killing mode...What do i do and where's best to hide!!??

Answer 1

Throw a bar of chocolate in her direction to distract her and then run to the pub!!

Answer 2

It doesn't matter, just RUN!! Like the other answer said, throw down a chocolate bar, and get out. Any place is better than there. When I was married, that would be the week to go in early, work late, and then take the kids out.

Or, one day, just walk around in shoulder pads, a catcher's mask, and a cup on the outside of your pants. Maybe she will get the hint and calm down. If not, then run again, as this will likely p*ss her off.

Answer 3

My husband usually leaves somthing chocolate and something salty (chips) then he scatters to the basement. He says he is doing work at the work bench. I think he is staying out of the line of fire. When we get in kill mode the only thing you can do is hide till it passes. Say I love you from a safe distance.

Answer 4

go to the health shop
and get some lemon balm tea
or some passionflower and skullcap tincture
from the herbal dispensary
passionflower relaxes skullcap quietens the mind
it tastes ok too
be sympathetic women are like a wave
if they have sympathy when they are down
they come back up quicker
hot water bottle sounds great.

suggest she does a yoga class for the rest of the month if all that doesnt work

Answer 5

if you hide she's definitely gonna kill your ***. you should know what kind of comfort food she likes (chocolate tea ice cream potato chips stuff like that) make sure she has a supply. if you have kids relieve her of stress by looking after them. if she's the affectionate type hugs and kisses rub her stomach. if not give her some space and handle any problems in the house.

do not do the things you know are gonna irritate her. she's your wife so hopefully you've known her more than a minute.

just steel your nerves you'll get through it. wish you lots of luck

Answer 6

Run a bubble bath, stick a glass of wine and a bowl of nibbles at the end and light some candles. Frog march her upstairs and inform her that as you couldn't find a suitable hiding place you are locking her in the bathroom until her hormones calm down.

Even with PMT she's gotta laugh surely.....

Answer 7

Walk the dogs, pick up the dry cleaning, offer do to a milk and bread run, get the xmas lights off the roof, take the kids for ice cream, doesn't you car need an oil change anyway???

Good luck

Answer 8

Never hide - my wie enjoys a nice bath run when kids are in bed - with aglass of wine by her side lots of bubbles and husband downstairs out of the way - and an early night - plus as per other ladies - yes you can growl but we still love thee very much - a bar or slice of luvverly chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

What's wrong with that? Just don't do anything wrong....or anything that can be construed as wrong. Or anything that can be twisted around to be remotely wrong. lol. also, make sure the refrigerator/freezer is full of junk food. If she's anything like me, make sure she doesn't see anything sad, for instance, like roadkill....that can cause a crying spell.

P.S. I think I'm coming upon that time of month as well because I'm getting really irritated by some of the stupid posters on this forum! (not you of course!)

Answer 10

Keep out of the way for a few days eh? How about the cupboard under the stairs? lol

Answer 11

If shes like me then there is nowhere to run,nowhere to hide,she will hunt you down until your at her mercy, remember that it will be all over soon and you have next few weeks to recover if you survive before she wants to wring your neck again.