2007-01-29 08:59:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
touch someone else first....so fun..
2007-01-29 09:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not the carpet silly, Its the microwaves effecting you. What you need to do is to 711 and crawl into their large industrial Microwave that they use to microwave their oh so yummy breakfast sandwiches. But first make sure the rotating plate inside is turning counter clockwise in order to counter act the effects you are getting in your office. Then put on high for 3 minutes, stay in Microwave 2 minutes before getting out. You'll be good to go! No more shocking when you touch door knobs. Just a nice constant humming in you head... Good Luck. Oh and by the way, when your at 711 , if you happen to use the restroom, Don't by any means, flush paper towels down the toilet... It clogs the chili dispenser and they get really pissed.
2016-03-29 08:35:16 · answer #2 · answered by Michele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah- before you touch the doorknob- touch a coworker!
2007-01-29 09:03:06 · answer #3 · answered by Numb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I spray my office floor with fabric softner, smells good, and keeps the winter static down
2007-01-29 09:05:18 · answer #4 · answered by Lemme tell ya... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes carry a key in your off hand and discharge the static charge by holding the key close to but not in contact then open the door with your dominate hand...
2007-01-29 09:03:41 · answer #5 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear rubber gloves at all times, they will absorb the shock. And they feel so good.
2007-01-30 01:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by The Wrong Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my bro is a computer tech, and he bought special shoes which insulate him from the floor. no complete curcuit, no shock.
2007-01-29 09:17:30 · answer #7 · answered by jeffrey m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask someone to open things for you...That is what I do.
2007-01-29 09:15:26 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
change them all to door knockers?
2007-01-29 09:04:54 · answer #9 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋