how would the news media report the story. who would people blame for Stay Puft coming and destroying New York in the first place.
2007-01-29 08:53:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
NEW YORK CITY - GIANT MARSHMALLOW MAN TOPPING THE BIG APPLE IN FEAR AS IT STORMS A ROCKY ROAD OF DESTRUCTION THROUGH THE CITY!
A monstrous marshmallow man appeared out of nowhere and rampages through New York City. Buses & subways halt operations. Traffic is a nightmare! Is this another tactic used by Roger Toussaint to express woes of the union workers? NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg blames TWU (Transport Workers Union) President Roger Toussaint for again holding the city hostage as he did during the holiday season of 2005 with a transit strike. During the lengthy strike thousands of mass transit commuters were left stranded when all union transit workers of the MTA (Metropolitan Transit Authority), following the orders of Toussaint refused to report to their jobs. The familiar incoherent, garbled mumblings emitting from the Marshmallow man lead investigators to believe the towering menace may be an operator of the subway's PA system which is what prompted the finger-pointing toward Toussaint. Toussaint refused to confirm or deny any involvement and told Bloomberg to "Pick on Randi Weingarten for a change" and "Don't make yourself a bigass campfire for the nations biggest marshmallow roast....yet!". - The New York Post
2007-02-06 00:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by Ozzie B. 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since the stay puft marshmallow man was destroyed in the same night and the streets were covered with marshmallow goo, the headlines might read" Who's got the hot cocoa for all of this mallow?"
2007-02-05 09:49:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton Sees Marshmallow Man!
2007-01-29 17:02:31 · answer #3 · answered by Xeod 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on what media....Enquirer: Smores Massacre! The Black Diamond Girl Scout troop thought they had a good marketing campaign for this years cookie sale when...... New York Times: Marsh mellow sales down, flamethrower stocks are up after an inside trader........ Mad Magazine: Stay Puft for President! At least when he melts under pressure........Martha Stewart Magazine: 1001 Marshmellow recipes for all you New Yorkers Martha has the inside scoop!
2007-01-29 17:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Mustang Sally 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A New Worry Towards Child Obesity: The Giant Marshmellow is No More.
2007-02-05 22:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by tayy.love.yo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marshmallow Madness!!!
2007-01-29 16:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by thuglife 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Marshmallow Man Attacks! Government stumped! Stores sell out of wooden skewers and matches as families decide to fight back!
2007-02-06 14:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by ameerah m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding? Today's media would blame George W.
2007-01-29 17:12:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋