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Now now Safer ....Pondy has got a thing for you be nice.
Are you both guys? Just curious............

2007-01-29 08:24:13 · answer #1 · answered by Alicat 6 · 2 0

there once was a wide mouthed frog who one day was hoping along saying hello to every one he met he came to one animal and said hello with a wide grin what are you doing the animal said im hunting for a wide mouthed frog .... well said the wide mouthed frog there doesn't seam to be any of those about threw a small pierced mouth

2007-01-29 08:33:29 · answer #2 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0 0

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll hang out with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your girlfriend for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll be your girlfriend for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised lots of fun with a beautiful princess for a whole year and you won't even kiss a frog?"

"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for girls.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."

2007-01-29 08:39:49 · answer #3 · answered by Crash 7 · 2 0

There once was a wide mouthed frog. You saw his picture on Yahoo Answers. He asked funny questions, but they kept u looking. Ha ha ha. lol

2007-01-29 08:39:57 · answer #4 · answered by Hugh Jass 2 · 0 1

Look in the mirror, P - you might find the answer looking back at'cha!!!

2007-01-29 08:31:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Just teach it to cook and fcuk off !!

Thats the joke , not you !!

2007-01-29 08:25:09 · answer #6 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0 0

What's green and never shuts the fook up?

2007-01-29 08:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 1 1

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