2007-01-29 07:24:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ah, how delicious it is to ponder the imponderables. Is that called a metaphysical trunket? Or merely a cosmic junket?
2007-01-29 07:28:55 · answer #1 · answered by Michael M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a cookbook with an actual recipe for Elephant Stew.
1 Elephant, cut into 1 inch cubes
Carrots
Onions
Garlic
Salt and Pepper, to taste
2 Rabbits (optional)
Cut and brown your elephant into bite-size pieces. This should take about a month. In a very large pot, add all ingredients. Add enough water to cover the mixture. Cook for 1 month, stirring occasionally. The rabbits are optional, as not everyone likes hare in their stew.
2007-01-29 15:36:13 · answer #2 · answered by nyhtshade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe the elephant was too big or too small, not the right color or type, and the owner was to embarrassed to take it back to the shop. That's whysomeone would throw away a perfectly good elephant.
2007-01-29 15:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by claireybearyfairy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have no clue why someone would throw away a perfectly good elephant. Could be, they are tired of trying to train him to the elephant litter box...
2007-01-29 15:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea only rich people throw out good meat. Off with their heads.
2007-01-29 15:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he stepped on their Cat or Dog. Elephants have a habit of stepping on things and sqwishing them.
2007-01-29 15:29:04 · answer #6 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
People moving to a smaller apartment might throw one out if they need space.
2007-01-29 15:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by michelle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are tired of the constant showers, and peanut shells all over the floor.
2007-01-29 15:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know, elephants are delicious!
2007-01-29 15:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lack of a trunk large enough
2007-01-29 15:26:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋