I own a farm and have bought over 300 cows, however with the last of my farm money i invested in a bull to continue the herd, but it refuses to screw any of the cows. It seems to be a normal enough bull apart from that. Oh and when i brandish a red flag it gets angry, but when offered a pink one it makes a funny giggling sound...HELP!!!
2007-01-29 07:23:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
dont get mje started on the queer animals my dog is a queer as they come
2007-01-29 07:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by megan m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a strap on on the girl cows and see if it gives your bull some interest. Maybe try playing some Cher and letting it have the pink flag. Or you could just get it drunk, maybe then it would screw the girl cows.
2007-01-29 07:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by Sweetie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard of a bull giggling before. He may not be mating with your cows because cow breeding season may not have started where you live.
2007-01-29 07:31:48 · answer #3 · answered by Veneta T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, your bull maybe gay, but there are other things that could be wrong with your bull, maybe he is an old cow, or a lazy cow, but i think you should call that old owner and tell him about it.
2007-01-29 08:21:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-29 07:29:58 · answer #5 · answered by Gypsy Gal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you watching him? because that would be very off-putting for anyyone.Perhaps he is a hopeless Romantic and he needs to be in love ,I suggest you read about the birds and bees.People who cause problems in Animals lives,must suffer the conseqenses of their own foolish and thoughtless attitude ,which is,- You bought him to make a profit, by increasing your herd ,,Ever heard of Animal Rights!!!!!??
2007-01-29 07:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by Lindsay Jane 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At times I think my cats are gay, but I never heard them giggle....or maybe your bull was just laughing at you for using a pink one.........and well about the cows you think maybe he just feels out numbered...................
2007-01-29 07:31:39 · answer #7 · answered by onlyme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My gelding (horse) is gay. When I let the mare's into the geldings and mares field she neighs and all the other mare's come galloping up from the bottom, plus my horse. I've nothing against it, he's one of the girls!
2007-01-30 04:10:16 · answer #8 · answered by Gracie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does the bull have a look of "just smelling cookies" on his face all the time?
In that case, you might as well throw in the ...scarf--if he looks like that, you're ready for Broadway, fella!
2007-01-29 07:28:47 · answer #9 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
animals do suffer from impotence and the bulls diet could effect his labido
2007-01-29 07:43:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋